Bruce Willis Likes The Red Panties



There are stars, and there are actors. And there are actors who are stars, like Cate Blanchett, Meryl Streep and Denzel Washington.

Bruce Willis is a star. Let's just say you won't see Bruce Willis giving up a summer to do Shakespeare in the Park (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). It's just not his way; It's all good though.

What willis does is entertaining and light and it puts asses in seats during the summer months with his profitable New-Jersey-Everyman shtick, but no one who knows what acting is would ever accuse Brucie of associating with "The Craft."

Brucie also has, unfortunately, a rather messy social life. Sure, he has the what can only be properly construed as "Postmodernist" relationship with his ex wife and her current boytoy and their "It" kids that looks, well, swell in the Anmnie Liebovitz treatment. But he likes porn stars and Playmetes and Assplay (with aforementioned pornstar) and other things that people in his tax bracket tend to sweep underneath the rug.

From Marksfriggin, March 20, 2001: "Howard ... got distracted with Alisha (Klass') Bruce Willis dating stories. She told Howard that she actually has video of Bruce totally naked on a PC camera. She went through the short relationship she had with Bruce. She said it was a one night sex thing but the phone relationship they had was a few months. They had sex one night and he performed anal sex on her and she said it was the best she's ever had."

Is it that surprising that Bruce Willis likes the red stockings? Apparently, 26-year old former "Days of Our Lives" star Nadia Bjorlin has some Brucie tales -- out of school, to be sure (Averted Gaze) -- to relay, salaciously, for the right price to the extremely downmarket NewsoftheWorld:

"Eyes lighting up as she relives the moment for the first time, Nadia says: 'That night we could not keep our hands off each other. We had not even made it into the bedroom when we started tearing each other's clothes off in his living room.

"'So much so at one point we were romping on the sofa, clawing at each other, when my bare bottom crashed into a lamp behind us and went crashing to the ground.

"'I had been too excited to notice it was so close. As it came smashing down around us Bruce jumped up to make sure it had not cut my bottom.

"'It did not stop us but then again nothing ever did. We were so into each other we would not have noticed if the building had been on fire.'"

Did we mentioned Bruce Willis, action-star, liked Ass-play? Also -- mirabile dictu -- the Newsoftheworld bullet point that Nadia was:

"ORDERED her to dress up in his favourite red stockings and garter so she could do a sexy strip for him."

Charmed, i'm sure. You might seriously want to consider a shower after reading this. (newsoftheworld)

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