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Yeah. We know. You too have been "Catherine Zeta-Jonesing (Averted Gaze)." She's our favorite Welsh theatre geek turned Hollywood starlet. Granted, the following blog post has Zero nutritive news value, but it goes a long way in showing how the Zeta Jones-Douglas union is rapidly approaching the Kirstie Alley-Parker Stevenson days of wretched Hollywood excess and Caligulesque decadence. It involves what can only be properly construed as hair Mink-ification.
The well-rubied heiress, perennially bejewelled, apparently has a rather eccentric morning hair routine that fully utilizes the gazillions that she and her hubby, Michael "Leatherface" Douglas earn by the boatload producing hugely suspect cinematic shit. Greed, apparently, is good -- and so, dear readers, is sturgeon roe caviar on your locks (Yeah: we're hating a bit on CZJ; we're entitled). According to ThisisLondon:
"Miss Zeta-Jones's hair is washed with a truffle-based shampoo, then smeared with the caviar, which is combed through and left to set.
"The sturgeon roe are liquidised prior to use, which is said to remove any odour.
"... But she credits the gourmet delights for giving her long brown tresses an unbeatable shine.
"The Beluga caviar is apparently flown in from Iran five days ahead of her treatments at a beauty salon in South Kensington."
Stop. Please stop.
"'Catherine discovered the caviar treatment last summer and was astounded by the difference it made to her hair,' said a source.
"She has an incredibly rich and vibrant natural hair colour but the creamy, almost oily nature of caviar really brings this out, making the colour even richer and making it so much more glossy."
Oh, wretched excess stop. Please .. stop.
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