(image via hollyscoop)
The weather is getting hot, and so, like clockwork, Tommy Lee's already prodigious copulation schedule continues at bacterial velocity (Averted Gaze). Ordinarily the words "Pink Taco," and "Tommy Lee" are met when conjoined -- Eew -- with careening waves of Sartrean nausea -- but it's not what you might think. The Pink Taco in question is a geographic, and not biological destination, and -- mirabile dictu-- it involves Kimberly Stewart, whose previous contributions to Rock-and-Roll involve giving her old silicon breast implants to Jack Osbourne to hang on his wall. Now, this. From those intrepid Page Sixxies:
"SUMMER heat causes all sorts of weird couplings, including the latest Hollyweird duo: Tommy Lee, 44, and Rod Stewart's wild-child daughter, Kimberly Stewart , 26. They met in London several months ago and are now dating. At last week's opening of Pink Taco in L.A., Stewart was seen running out to Lee when he was denied entry after the fire department shut the party down. Our spy said, 'They threw their arms around each other and she started saying, 'Baby, baby,' before kissing and leaving.'"
Let's hope there are no "baby, baby's" involved, else the Centers for Disease Control might have to contain the issue upon birth.
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