Tom Cruise: The most important decision you'll ever make in your life is the groups you choose to be a part of...



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It's probably a bad idea to tell your innermost philosophy of the world to Will "Not-So-Deep" Smith because he just may blurt it out, stupidly, with the press in attendance and reveal you to be an ice-water-running-through-your-veins status seeker for all the eworld to see. The Thumoeideutically-imbalanced icy-freak in question would be: Tom Cruise. To wit; From the 3AMGirls:

"AND the award for cheesiest speech ever goes to... Will Smith.

"Midway through the party, previously cool Will, his wife Jada, Tom and Katie called Posh and Becks on to a platform and gave them a truly cringey LA welcome.

"Then Muhammad Ali star Will blurted: 'The wife instructed me to talk short. So I would like to say I love the dress baby, it's a hot dress. And Tom said to me the most important decision you'll ever make in your life is the groups you choose to be a part of.

"'He said that when you choose your wife you're choosing a life, and when you choose your friends you are choosing your life.'"

Wow (Uncomfortable silence). That explains so much about Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman, who, evidently, exhausted their cachet with the ever-rising Cruise. The Corsair feels like he now knows the frigid, creepy core of Tom Cruise's machinations. And .. like, we kind of wish we didn't.