"Posh" Fails to Tip



(image via thisislondon)

At first reading, we thought: How could Posh Spice fail to tip. Consider what can only be properly construed as "the posh spice rack (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)"! The Laws of Gravity impel her torso to tip at least 45-degrees. At least.

We were ultimately disappointed to learn that it was not that kind of tip. From Thisislondon:

"Victoria and new best friend, Katie Holmes enjoyed a girly lunch together at the Mondrian Hotel's Asia de Cuba in Hollywood.

"But according to the Baltimore Sun, Victoria and Katie, who was said to have paid the bill, left without leaving a tip. And when the indignant waitress tried to run after the pair, she was prevented by Victoria's security team."