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There are so many stories about the infamous and "beefy" Suge Knight (Whom the "urbandictionary" referrs to as "gully"). Some rumors, like the one that he dangled Vanilla Ice like a participle over a balcony to make him sign over rights to his "music" -- ahem -- are untrue. Other rumors, like the one that he made business rivals drink his own warm urine, have, unfortunately, the ring of truth (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment).
Whatever the case, there are witnesses that the former football player and record-label executive this time "ate" Kevin Connolly of "Entourage's" finger like a goddam White Chocolate Twix! From our favorite superhero gossip duo Rush and Molloy:
"Today's thorny etiquette question: How should one respond when one is being bitten by Suge Knight?
"Such was the quandary of 'Entourage's' young star Kevin Connolly following ESPN's ESPY Awards last Wednesday in Los Angeles.
"Several sources tell us the two were playfully wrestling at the late-night after-party thrown by awards host LeBron James at the Mondrian hotel.
"'Kevin and Suge were wrestling and Suge literally bit Kevin's finger,' says a witness. 'He was bleeding everywhere.'"
This is what happens when you name a baby "Marion." They feel compelled to overreact. And they eat white boys.
1 comment:
Come on, Suge. I know Kevin Connolly looks tasty, but leave the biting to us ladies. We agree that he looks good enough to eat, but don't take it literally. He's like Bailey's Irish Cream with a dolip of Vanilla Ice Cream. Yummy!
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