Cuff Her .. and Stuff Her!



(image via washingtonpost via AP Photo/Santa Monica Police)

Blowcaine ... it's a Hell of a drug. It was a bad week for crazy chicks (But a good week for Men who love our Women ... untamed)First Britney had her meltdown y'all, now LiLo was caught with a pocketful of "booger sugar," which, we cannot fail to note, begs the question: What the fuck is up with those ankle-monitors? Can one do, like, anything other than alcohol? Wasn't LiLo, like, inhaling "X" tabs in all the blind items last week? W-T-F!!

Frankly, we'd have gone in for the old "Officer, this isn't "Disco Dust," it's ointment from the apothecary to salve the Firecrotch." From TMZ:

"Law enforcement now says Lohan was stopped after cops got a call of a vehicle being chased by another vehicle. The chasing vehicle was being driven by Lohan.

"Lohan was driving a white Denali. She was chasing a Cadillac Escalade.

"She was initially suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol. A field sobriety test was conducted and she was subsequently arrested for DUI.

"At the station, a search of her person was conducted, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket."

We'll assume the blogosphere has already exhausted all the "Fully Loaded" references allowable by law (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment).

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