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Time flies when you're smoking crack. (image via wireimage)



It isn't so much that Gene Simmons is exceptionally greedy, per se. It's the cost of industrial strength black hair dye. (image via wireimage)




The reporter's joke about Menudo spelling "Men-u-do" was entirely lost on Ricky Martin. (image via aolcelebrity)




Will Smith in Israel. O Lord, Hasn't Mighty Jerusalem suffered enough? (image via aolcelebrity)



Benneton's Carlo Tunioli and Tina Brown don't know how the game of Patty cake began, all they know is that to stop now would mean the Death of Meaning. (image via NYSocialDiary)