(image via earthlink)
During his significant run at SNL the marginally witty David Spade was legendary for parlaying his celebrity into saucy sex with women way beyond his pay grade (Kristy Swanson and Lara Flynn Boyle, whose nickname for Spade was "peanut"). In point of fact, the virtually unfuckable Bea Arthur is way out of David Spade's league.
So it stunned us to no end to hear that Spade is now canoodling with superhott MILF Heather Fucking Locklear. According to Rush and Molloy, who write:
"David Spade was 'full-on making out' with Heather Locklear at Jones restaurant in Los Angeles last week, reports In Touch. 'It was a friendship that turned into something more,' a source told Us Weekly, adding that Spade's nerdy humor is helping her get over Richie Sambora. ..."
Something "more"? Is this the first sign of the Apocalypse, dear reader, or is it just a particularly rough rebound time for Heather?
4 comments:
You hear that? That's the sound of my brain exploding.
me too!
Boys, seriously, Heather Locklear?? She of the unmovable face for over 30 years now?
She looks seriously serpentine to me. And that ain't a good thing. Never understood what her appeal was.
Post a Comment