Did Travolta Try to Smooch Fred Durst?



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Okay, this is weird. It frankly strains credulity. One, this story comes from Popbitch, which is as accurate as Paula Abdul after a couple of cold adult beverages. (Averted Gaze) Two, although bi-curious rumors have hovered around John Travolta in the past, not unlike a an exotic, chartreuse nimbus, we'd think he'd have better taste than to sidle up to Limp Bizkit's skanky former frontman Fred Durst -- he of the unflattering sex tape -- and ask to be broken off a piece of ass. (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)

Here goes; from popbitch:

"Fred Durst has been involved in many strange episodes but none quite like this story that's going around LA. Fred met John Travolta recently and the two men got quite chummy. One night, we hear, Travolta called Durst to say he was coming round.

"When he arrived, Travolta said 'Johnny wants mouthwash. Johnny loves mouthwash.'Durst gave him the mouthwash. Next thing he knew, Travolta leaned in for a kiss. Seeing Durst's surprise, Travolta took a step back, saying that he got the wrong end of the stick and left. Durst stood there, horrified. Not because of any kiss. But because Travolta wasn't wearing his wig."

(A considerable pause) He did it all for the nookie? Leaving aside the whole over-the-top freakshow addition of "Johnny Wants Mouthwatch, Johnny loves mouthwash (Averted Gaze)" -- highly implausible -- there's that whole wig thing. That. Whole. Wig. Thing.

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