P Diddy: Ghetto!



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How ghetto is it for a CEO to miss a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to open the NYSE? Amazing how P Diddy can manage to haul ass into the streets of Ibiza in shorts and a fur coat just in time to avoid a raid, yet miss the opening bell. Curious. According to those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"TYPICALLY tardy Sean Combs stood up his own brand yesterday when he missed the opening bell for the New York Stock Exchange. Combs was supposed to stand alongside Federated Department Stores Chairman Terry Lundgren and Estee Lauder CEO William Lauder as well as Estee Lauder brand President John Demsey when the group rang the bell in honor of Combs' new fragrance, Unforgivable - but he was a no-show. 'He overslept,' said a source. 'You know Puff - he'd be late to his own funeral.' Combs' people blamed 'traffic.'"

Nonono, really the problem is the Ghetto.