White Lights! Vivid Dreams of Sharon

Former A-Lister and current wacky Hollywood femme fatale Sharon Stone dicusses her 2001 brain aneurysm with ... the British press. Ah, well: who else to discuss personal health issues? Sheesh: celebrity. From Hello! Magazine, November 25, 2003:

"I really changed after the aneurysm ... I saw the white light. It was a very beautiful and illuminating experience."

Riight. And speaking of crazy celebrities, there is a Michael Jackson joke a thon going on at Velvet Rope. For example: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue. Oh well, they have better ones at Velvet Rope.