Is Castro a Pimp?

Well, he certainly is pimpy, if not a pimp proper. What, with all that hair and the imperial manner and so forth. Baroness Sheri de Borchgrave, who knows a thing or two about abusive relationships, gives her jewelers eye to the situation in Cuba. Does Castro horrible mismanagement of this socialist country mean that he is enabling the massive prositution industry?

And while we're on a porny topic, the court documents on the Paris Hilton tape are in and they are complicated.

Here goes: Marvad made a deal with a man named Thrasher, who represented himself as selling the tapes with the permission of Rick Solomon, who now says that that is not the case. And, apparently, Paris was ostensibly okay with the tape being sold. Riiight. Who says porn companies aren't sleazy?

Anyhoo: This Thrasher guy said he already split the $50,000 with Solomon and plans to do the same with the 30 percent profits from the tape.

And Jennifer Anniston reached a $550,000 settlement for topless pics of her making the rounds.