And All That Jazz

Jazzy jazzy blah blah blah! Cindy Adams' beloved Yorkshire Terrier get more press than The Corsair and we are not amused. We are playa hating that gently decaying pooch corpse now sits in the lap of the grandest lady of them all: Mother Nature.

And if it isn't enough to get our dander that we are totally being ignored by the mainstream media, here comes Jazzy Jr in The Observer! I mean, doesn't Cindy Adams have another dictator to defend? The Marcoses? Suharto? I hear Robert Mugabe needs some good pr among the Fifth Avenue ladies tea and cucumber set. Puh-lease. Give us some ink!