Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Sylvester Stallone Investigated

The Drudge Report today reports that Sylvester Stallone has been questioned by the FBI. Apparently, the questioning involves "disgraced celebrity sleuth" Anthony Pellicano. And, of course Cindy Adams -- that friend of Suhuarto and the Marcos dictatorships is buddies with him. Perhaps Homeland Security can investigate his film Driven, because it was a bomb. Or maybe the agricultural department because it was a rotten tomato. Okay, I'll stop now.

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