Michael Jackson is Going to Jail

This time Michael Jackson is not going to see The Wiz, no, this time Michael Jackson is going straight to OZ. No amount of moonwalking will get him out of it. Can you imagine Jacko in a moist Oz-like environment? In prison, it is said, child molesters are considered the lowest of the low. Even criminals, it appears, have standards.

So Michael Jackson, who is 90 pounds soaking wet, will eat and sleep with Addebezzi-like characters, with the Chuck Zitos of the world if, of course, he does not just head straight ot Algiers or Morocco. This will not harden the composer of "Ben," it will, quite frankly kill him.

Not that I am a fan of Jacko. He has been a well known child molester for years. In the diaries of his last "conquest", Michael Jackson was said to be obsessed with the young Macauley Culkin . Jesus.

I just question whether having him die in a maximum security prison is the way to solve the societal problem of Michael Jackson.