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"You've got big dreams? You want fame? Well, fame costs. And right here is where you start paying ... in sweat." (image via thecobrasnake)



I was sad I had no chair on which to sit, then I met a man who had no Ass. (image via thecobrasnake)



Her relative ease in navigating the cactus suggests a more than passing familiarity with pricks. (image via thecobrasnake)



File under: Things you would never fucking see at an R & B concert. (image via thecobrasnake)



Offhand we'd suggest some oxtail, maybe Spinach, and a diet rich in potassium and rose hips? (image via thecobrasnake)



Supplying some kick to the punch. (image via thecobrasnake)



The decision that this aspiring actress makes in the next few seconds will decide whether she gets that Quentin Tarantino role or returns to Peoria, head held low in shame. (image via thecobrasnake)



And I'm sure you are very good at it, dear, but we'd really rather just get a drink and circulate for a bit, okay? (image via thecobrasnake)