Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Donald Trump Gives The Pennsylvania Skyline An STD



(image via thelearningannex)

We have, for years, warned the culture against that oily, short fingered vulgarian and soi-dissant Ibsenian Master Builder, Donald Trump (Averted Gaze). Now he's gone and done it. And we should have known, what, with his dubious romantic taste for subservient Eastern European, ehr, "cuisine (Ee-ew)" (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detahcment). His alien "bizarchitecture," highlighted by the Trumpian desire to Trumpet his seed (Eew), his very name, across the urban skyline, has resulted in an ... STD. Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury: We've been Trumped. From The Daily Pennsylvanian:

"University officials announced yesterday that Donald Trump, 1964 Wharton alumnus, donated $100 million for a new building that will be erected over the existing Steinberg-Dietrich Hall. The complex will be renamed Steinberg-Trump-Dietrich Hall.

"'This donation will help us make STD the campus's first skyscraper,' said University spokeswoman Lori Doyle."


Thanks for the STD, Donald Trump.

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