There is something profoundly creepy and criminally disturbing about the concept of "a Tom Ford scent." Is the stink redolent of Dakota Fanning's lost innocence? Imagine the terroir -- that disgusting-voodoo funk, if you will -- of an earthy Tom Ford Sex-Musk (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). That thatch of exposed chest *The Corsair shudders*. hairFrom Asocialiteslife:
"Fashion designer/sweaty Lothario Tom Ford likes to show it off. Show his off, show what's on the models off. He drips with sex all over the place. Everybody's always naked up in his urea (yeah, I spelled it with a "u"). His new fragrance's ad campaign features the bottle barely obscuring a model's hey nanny nanny."
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