P Diddy's "World"



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What world does the Scorpionic P Diddy inhabit? The Island of Dr. Moreau, it would appear (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). From The Post:

"Sean 'Diddy' Combs blindsided his longtime acquaintance with a one-two combo of sucker punches after arguing over women the men have competed to bed, sources told The Post.

"'He was like, Wow, what just happened? said a source close to Diddy's victim, Steven Acevedo. The target of the rap star's wrath never saw the violent outburst coming, the source said.

"The long-simmering feud between the two men came to a boil Saturday when they saw each other in the swanky SoHo club Upstairs on Saturday and began yelling insults at each other, sources said.

"The two parted and Acevedo, 31, went back to his table where he was sitting with friends. Moments later, Combs, 37, who has also gone by the monikers Puff Daddy and Puffy, allegedly walked up to Acevedo and popped him twice in the nose and mouth."

So, so lame.

"... 'In my world, men who have disagreements sit down at a common table and address the issues one on one, man to man. And they don't feel that it's necessary to involve people from outside our world,' his lawyer, Mark Jay Heller, quoted him as saying.

"'I understand that cases involving celebrities sometimes have a life of their own, but I'd rather not be known as the person that put someone from our world behind bars. What goes on in our world stays in our world.'"

And what-the-fuck world is that? The world of territorial primates during rutting season? Grown men don't punch grown men over flings.