Diamond Dave



Skanks, but no skanks. (image via wired)

Rock stars can only be properly construed as grown men whose developements were arrested in adolescence that have found a novel way to make lots of money and blast skanks. David Lee Roth is so skanky that he gets a special little shout out by Slash -- the grungy Viscount of skank hisself. And we won't even mention Roth's ludicrous "weave." From Page Six:

"GUNS N' Roses star Slash says life on the road in the '80s was more than just playing shows, it was trying to dodge sexual diseases. In his memoir, 'Slash,' the guitar-crunching rocker writes: 'I remember spending most of my days off in and out of a variety of VD clinics ... I was dating a porno chick as well as this sweet little junkie jailbait girlfriend I had.' He adds that while the AIDS epidemic was in a full swing, 'We figured that no one needed to worry about it until David Lee Roth got it.'"

Manwhore.