Monday, October 22, 2007

Dear CBS: Thank You For Cancelling "Viva Laughlin"

What the fuck is it with that annoying genre called Musical. We do not do "Musical." To paraphrase Ice Cube, It rankles; no one wants to deal with that fuckwitage. Why must people sing and fancy-dance when they can simply speak their lines, preferably dramatically (but we'll settle for good comedy writing, too), and walk in a stately, Corsair-like manner? Huh?

How shitty does this look:

Holy fuck! Goddam Wolverene is singing and fancy-dancing! After just 2 episodes, CBS cancelled it.

Please, no more television "musicals." They. Don't. Work!!

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