Boy Howdee! (image via newsoftheworld)
Everyone has heard the smouldering rumor about Prince Harry -- the fucked up British royal who dressed like a Nazi -- being the illigitimate son of Captian James "The Cad" Hewitt. There is -- how does one say this nicely? -- no genetic history of flaming red hair in the House of Windsor.
It's all good, though. It's not his fault his Dad-is-a-Cad; there is no need to publicly abolish oneself for the sins of the Father. Still, Harry persists. With Vodka. From the extremely downmarket Newsoftheworld:
'THESE are the shocking pictures that show Prince Harry inhaling vodka through his nose in a drinking game medical experts warn could KILL.
"Our exclusive shots—taken from a video of Harry's holiday in Namibia—will bring fresh shame on the boozed-up royal.
"In the video, pals cheer loudly as Harry slugs a bottle cap of vodka, swills it around his mouth, spits it back into the cap and then snorts it up his nose.
"Seconds later, Harry—a 2nd Lieutenant in the Blue and Royals —closes his eyes and shakes his head as the alcohol, shooting straight into his bloodstream, takes effect.
"Experts on drink abuse have warned that the game is potentially deadly."
Prince Harry is like the Britney Spears of The Continent. Intervention, anyone? Why doesn't he just get a DNA test and find out once and for all if the rumors are true, rather than publicly annihiliate onceself out of shame and uncertainty.
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