Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Heather Mills Dances ("Hops?") With The Stars



(image via landmines)

Alleged former one-legged hooker (Our favorite sleazy 80s "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" Arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi, her alleged "John," would probably *allegedly* call her a "Call Girl") Heather Mills, who is dragging the angelic Sir Paul McCarney through the mud (And that can't be easy, trick leg and all) is the latest entrant into the reality tv craze. from Paper Magazine:

"The contestants on the fourth season of Dancing with the Stars have been announced, and yes, Heather Mills, the one-legged estranged wife of Paul McCartney is set to compete. Why on earth she's decided to take part in this we have no clue."

Me neither. But we'll be hissing her castmate, the mulleted, seriously uncool frat boy, Ian Ziering. He exudes date rape and beer balls.

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