A Wigless Phil Spector
Justice! This is almost better that the resolution one gets at the end of Law and Order. From The SmokingGun:
Spector apparently owns about 30 wigs. He fought to keep them, during the trial. Real dumb-ass "tough guy" shit (We really, really hate that sort of adolescent behavior). Phil, gnomelike, probably thought that big hair raised his masculine profile, just like in the animal kingdom. But now that that's over, he has been convicted of murder, and they were all confiscated. Justice!