Rosie: Oprah's "invitation made me cry"



Deciphering Rosie's doggerel is a complex task requiring advanced degrees in Indo-European languages. Surely .. she jests (The Corsair expectorates into the blogosphere). Is this what happens once one gets that wealthy off of morning television? Blogging in tongues?

(The Corsair sips a glass of Montrachet) Here is the text, right off her blog, regarding the reasons as to why she is not doing Oprah (Which, we are sure, is driving her poor book publisher to a slow and choking death):

"oprah is a force of nature
her invitation made me cry
her kind words about the book
reinforces what we all know
2 b true about her

"although fueds seems 2 b all the rage
there isnt one
regardless of what u read
or see on fast food tv

"with pure intent
comes pure result
we pray"

Basta!