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"Just because Madge is all prim and proper these days in public doesn't mean that she doesn't still appreciate a little raunchiness in the bedroom. Madonna was recently seen with hubby, Guy Ritchie, leaving the Claridge's Hotel in London toting a very interesting purchase. The Material Girl was carrying a see-through shopping bag containing a box containing a 'Purple Penetrator'--which I'm guessing is either a sex-toy, or a playful name for a torture device." (Socialitelife)
"Q. I am addressing this to both '¡Ask a Mexican!' and 'Savage Love,' hoping one of you will have an answer to this: Why do Mexican chicks yell for their papi during sex? —DADDY DEL DIABLO" (DanSavage)
"I arrived at the Prada store (what an awesome venue for a gig!) just as the band were about to go on and had to sweet-talk my way past security guards who had already roped off the stage area. I looked up into the sea of faces and spotted Damien Hirst looking rather like a kid sent to the naughty step for timeout. He cracked a cheeky grin and beckoned me to go sit with him—not that easy climbing through a vertical wave of people, especially in my skintight dress made by new uber-hot UK designer Louise Gray. I had no option but to squeeze through lots of famousheads—oops, sorry, Vincent Gallo, Steve Tyler, Amber Valletta, Diane Kruger—before plonking myself down next to 'El Presidente,' as I like to call Damien. 'A'right, lass?' he yelled. Couldn't be better." (Lulu Kennedy/ Hintmag)
"The much-ballyhooed Britney comeback performance thankfully does not include Mindfreak Criss Angel. Unfortunately, it doesn't include a whole lot else either. Britney at least seems to be in decent shape, and she remembers all her dance steps, so there's that. And 'Gimme More' is a good song, a totally professional bit of futuristic studio-pop. But Britney's somehow become a massive charisma-vacuum; her eyes look cold and dead, and she makes would-be pop-stardom look like work. In the audience, Rihanna openly laughs at Britney on-camera." (VillageVoice)
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