Rosie Versus The Donald



Although it seems a week doesn't go by in which Rosie O, the new Newt Gingrich of Morning television, isn't dropping some sort of media cluster bomb on us. This time, however, we totally agree.

There is no question Trump preyed on the supine flesh of Tara Connor -- Miss USA -- for his periodic fix of the media attention crackrock (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). That's what he does. "The Apprentice" was a sharklike feeding frenzy of Trump snacking on the thumoeideutic excesses of disgustingly ambitious young businessmen and women manquees. Rosie called him out on that, in front of an audience of women, bringing up his decided lack of moral authority. Trump, being the class act that he is (Remember, this man once said of Daryl Hannah who had the brazen audacity to question his wealth that she looked to be "in need of a bath"), disparaged Rosie O'Donnel's weight. From WHAM13:

"Trump fires back, telling People magazine O'Donnell is "a woman out of control" and insisting he would be suing her over her statement questioning his financial well-being.

"He says, 'You can't make false statements. Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements - and it'll be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie.'"

What's next? Will Trump forthwith hurl a spitball and attach a kick me sign on her back (Averted Gaze)?

And, while we are on the subject, what the fu-u-ck is up with Trump's antiquated use of the royal "Rue"? Is he like some Hanah Barbera villain about to tie Rosie O'Donnell to the railroad tracks? Did he twist his moustache and rub his hands together as he was tying the rope in the universal gesture of Cartoonish Evil and emit a Gargamelian cackle in the process?

Now, in turn, Rosie's getting all "Wikiwikiwikiwiki" on The Trumper on her blog, quoting -- at length -- wikipedia on Trump's bankrupcy.