Are Paris And Britney "Going Commando"?



Mama says what?! (image via newsoftheworld)

There's a lot of trouser-dropping going on between Paris and Britney. And, if you'll pardon our French -- or should we say Lesbos -- a heck of a lot of pantyless comeraderie. According to the thoroughly disreputable Newsoftheworld:

"Now we can reveal shock inside details of Britney's wild new world — how she was ORDERED by Paris to ditch her undies and how the pair LOCKED themselves in a hotel toilet for 20 minutes.

"Our insider said: 'Paris loves the fact that Britney gets turned on by going commando.

"'She even demanded that Britney take her knickers off in front of her. Britney just obeyed.'"

What the fuck is with Paris and the goddam N-word?! Oh ... knickers ... we thought she said ...

"The girls clicked the moment they met two weeks ago in Las Vegas. Our source said: 'They went into a toilet and came out 20 minutes later, clothes and hair all over the place.'"

Can you imagine all that weave? Imagine: All those ungenty-Cheeto fingerprints that Britney leaves across the pale expanse of Paris Hilton's concave subpar ass (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)? All that -- The Corsair slowly teases out the words -- pantyless ... friction. (The Corsair sparks up a Macanudo)

"After raunchy dancing at a club the two 25-year-olds spent their first night together in Britney's hotel suite.

"Our insider said: 'They love to prance naked in front of each other and that night they really got to know each other.'"

Full story here. (Newsoftheworld)