What is wrong with Tara Reid?
There's nothing wrong with getting drunk once in a while. But if you get so goddamned snookered that you can't even achieve the upright posture (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment), and your ass cheeks leak out from 'neath the requisite denim mini skirt like overbaked Virginia hams (Averted Gaze) ... well, then your name must be: Tara Reid
(Thanks to Laurie at la.com via the brilliant celebrityscum via my magnificent blog wife at socialitelife)
Fucking sloppy, slatternly Tara Reid, you gotta love her. More arresting images of Drunken Tara here.