Thursday, August 16, 2007

Chris Tucker is Ready to Move On



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After riding the Rush Hour beast as far as it would take him, Chris Tucker has had enough. Stop the gravy train, he wants to get off. And we can't blame him. The franchise is quite frankly out of steam. Its fertility is spent. He did well with it, to be sure. A friednship with Bill Clinton; in the $20 million-a-picture club; the Hollywood A-list; in the Tom Cruise clique. The only drawback being that he must provide pop-eyed buffonishness on command. From the LATimes:

"You can hear the weariness in his voice, but also sense his resolve, as comedian Chris Tucker tries to separate himself from the character with whom he's most closely identified: James Carter, the wisecracking, helium-voiced LAPD detective who bounces off martial-arts whiz Jackie Chan in the Rush Hour movies.

"'I'm definitely ready to move on,' Tucker said over a lunch at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills, despite Rush Hour 3 topping the box office when it opened last week.

"'When I did the first movie in '98, that was basically where I was as a comedian: the James Carter character. I always wanted to make a movie like that. I knew he was the perfect vehicle for my comedy. But I definitely want to do something different next and show a different side of me that people haven't seen. When I did the first movie, I thought that was it.'"

And the working with Brett Ratner for three pictures probably killed all the joy left in his soul.
Stephanie Seymour Does Chantelle



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Stephanie Seymour still has it. From Hamptons.com:

"While everyone – well at least some people – has been watching polo king Peter Brant tearing up the turf at Two Trees Farm each weekend, his wife supermodel Stephanie Seymour has not been letting any grass grow under her feet. The one time Victoria’s Secret Angel will soon be gracing the pages of the top mags as the new body of ultra luxe French lingerie maker Chantelle. Top execs chose Stephanie who at 40 and after four children is still a classic beauty, elegant and sexy with a perfect body. You’d have to be in order to pose in their sensuous bras and panties. The multi million dollar campaign will start popping up in the big books in the coming weeks. Fabulous at forty, you go Steph!"
RIP, Max Roach



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The world is minus another beautiful artistic soul. From The Gray Lady:

"Max Roach, a founder of modern jazz who rewrote the rules of drumming in the 1940’s and spent the rest of his career breaking musical barriers and defying listeners’ expectations, died early today in Manhattan. He was 83."
Media-Whore's D'Oevres



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"Ben Karlin, the 'Daily Show' and 'Colbert Report' guru who left the Comedy Central skeins unexpectedly late last year, has signed a comprehensive deal with HBO.
Pay net has inked the comic scribe to a deal that will see the writer create series, specials and TV pics for HBO; it also includes a first-look deal for theatrical films, presumably under the HBO Films-Picturehouse shingle. Deal will see the creator funneling project both to Carolyn Strauss' originals division and Colin Callender's HBO Films banner." (Variety)

" Billionaire investor Warren Buffett says it can get a little lonely being a Democrat in Nebraska. The last Democrat to carry the state in a presidential election was Lyndon Johnson, in 1964. But Buffett had plenty of company Wednesday night at a fundraiser for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama -and local organizers say Obama made a valuable investment ...The total raised wasn't immediately available, but the minimum price to get in was $500 a person, and organizers estimated the crowd at about 200. About 40 of those people attended an earlier reception, and each donated at least $2,300." (HuffPo)

"Fans outside The Odeon Leicester Square who'd braved a downpour hoping for a glimpse of his royal purpleness, were miffed when he was rushed straight inside.We hear: 'Prince arrived at 7.31pm and was seated by 7.35pm. Fans were so disappointed. His arrival was announced over the Tannoy and they had been waiting in the rain to meet him for ages. Instead, he and one of his entourage who had an umbrella were rushed straight through.'" (DailyMail)

" The dollar is no longer soaring but slumping, as the world engine for growth moves from the United States to the East. To get a sense of how critical Asia has become, consider that our economy is expected to expand by $526 billion this year. The Chinese economy, which is a fraction the size of the U.S. economy, is expected to grow by $420 billion. That divergence will persist as China, as well as India, grows at a 10 percent annual rate.This is the story virtually everywhere in the developing world-tightening markets for labor and product, with inflation pressures waxing. Central banks in Europe, China, and Japan are responding with rate hikes and hawkish rhetoric. Stronger growth around the world will portend even higher interest rates." (USNews)

"This week news broke that Eric Clapton shelled out $120,000 to buy twelve paintings by legendary graffiti artist Lee Quinones; each work depicts a shoplifter grabbing an album from the Seventies, including James Brown’s Sex Machine and the Isley Brothers’ Get Into Something. The guitarist’s apparent love of graffiti art dates back at least a decade, when he attended a London show that featured Quinones and fellow train-to-canvas artists Stash and Futura." (RollingStone)
Dancing to Thriller May Violate Human Rights



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Admit it: There is something bewitching -- perhaps even mildly Devilish -- about Michael Jackson's gravity-defying fancydancing. He's like a chocolate-covered goddam Peter Pan! He floats! It's like he's got Mephistopheles in his instep! Which raises the Question: Is dancing to Michael Jackson's Thriller against International Law? Ought violators be hauled off to The Hague? Granted, Hugo Grotius would surely rule squarely against the Jheri curl. It's unnatural. Any way you cut it, it's just. Plain. Wrong. (And, to be sure, it does horrible things to a pillowcase after repeated use)

Anyhoo: From, of all places, the Foreign Policy Magazine blog, in a post entitled "Dancing to Michael Jackson not so thrilling to Filipino prisoners":

"Remember our blog post about those 1,500 prisoners in the Philippines who were jamming out to Michael Jackson's "Thriller"? Well, ABC News went behind the scenes and visited the Cebu province prison to find out how it all got made.

"They talk to warden Byron Garcia, who conceived of the routines for prison yard exercise and YouTube fame (and whose sister happens to be the local governor). Are the prisoners actually enjoying themselves? According to a journalist interviewed by ABC who has visited the prison, the enforced dancing may actually be a violation of their human rights."

Agree. Looking backwards, the fact that so many were endlessly entertained by the that simple slight-of-foot known as The Moonwalk is just. Plain. Evil.
Media-Whore's D'Oevres



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"The buzz in Republican circles is that GOP Rep. Chip Pickering (Miss.), who has served in the House since 1996, is ready to announce his retirement. Several House GOP insiders say the announcement could come within a day or two ... Rep. Deborah Pryce (R-Ohio) announced her retirement today, and former Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) is expected to do so on Friday. Rep. Ray LaHood (R-Ill.) also has announced that he will step down, and GOP aides say party leaders are pressing Republicans to make a decision soon if they are going to leave. At least a dozen Republicans are on the "watch list," although Pickering was not one of them." (Politico)



"Remember when a $100 million was the benchmark for box-office success? That number seems also quaint compared to this summer's record breaking run. For the first time ever, four films have broken the $300 million barrier at the dometic box office: Spider-Man 3 ($336.4 million), Shrek the Third ($321 million), Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End ($307.6 million) and Transformers ($303.7 million). Another stat for the record books--13 summer movies have made more than $100 million." (Portfolio)
From our Blog to God's Ears...



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Our crystal ball was sharp. What we wrote on this blog, May 22, 2007:

"Pervez Musharraf's quixotic twilight struggle against the Chief Justice of the Pakistan Supreme Court is symbolic of the tyrant's natural aversion to the Principle of Law. Tyrants abhor objective realities that inconvenience the free reign of their compulsions to enact destructive scenarios, oftentimes mirroring their bleak inner landscape, ravaged from a war-torn childhood. Reason #7,432 to do something about international conflicts and their effects on children, no? However, whether by History's Dark Irony or by the careful machinations of the Boys at Langley, Benazir Bhutto -- no stranger to corruption, she -- is back, and may be the saving grace of the rapidly disintegrating political scene in Pakistan. And that, quite frankly, is not a bad thing."

Today, August 16th, NYTimes: " The Bush administration, struggling to find a way to keep Gen. Pervez Musharraf in power amid a deepening political crisis in Pakistan, is quietly prodding him to share authority with a longtime rival as a way of broadening his base, according to American and Pakistani officials.

"General Musharraf, an important ally since the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, has lost so much domestic support in recent months that American officials have gotten behind the idea that an alliance with Benazir Bhutto, a former prime minister, would be his best chance of remaining president."

Perhaps The Corsair should consult with the State Department on foreign policy?
Media-Whore's D'Oevres



"At the National Association of Black Journalists' annual convention last week, there was a discussion dedicated to the blackness of Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.). Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) joked in a speech that she is in an 'interracial marriage,' and some convention-goers mused that she might be 'black enough' herself." (Politico)

"I’ve heard her say she doesn’t come out East often, but Mandy Moore has been hanging out in the Hamptons so much I could literally predict her daily routine! Here she is hosting Polo - one of the several 'scene-y' events that the low-key Mandy supposedly can’t stand! She gets her coffee, where else, at The Golden Pear. Then shops at Intermix (where my friend saw her buying a Tshirt or two). She raided Super Saturday, sweetly asking salespeople if they had her size, a healthy 6." (BlogHamptons)

OK! appears to have grown subtly snarkier, affirmative title notwithstanding. Since the Britney photo shoot meltdown, the celebrity-friendly magazine seems to be moving along the gravitational axis of US Weekly, In Touch and Life & Style. That might not be such a bad orbit to follow considering that all three weeklies rose five to 10 percent in the latest numbers compiled by the Audit Bureau of Circulations." (FishbowlNy)

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Cable is For The Seasoned Woman (Or, Why Women Can Outact Men)



Okay, the Sheehyesque term "Seasoned Woman" sounds kind of iffish. One seasons Roast, one doesn't season a woman (Unless, of course, the "seasoning" is consummated between two consenting adults and there is a "safeword" involved).

Gigi Levagnie Grazer is a good woman, and, no doubt, a good wife, but -- for whatever reason -- she was cast aside for a Eurasian beauty in the affections of Brian "The Spiky Haired Menace" Grazer. It's the sort of story that is prime time fare on Lifetime Television weeknightly. So it was no surprise that she -- with an insider's perspective on the ratfinkery of uber-successful men -- was received as Goddess on Lifetime with her "The Starter Wife." Just goddam brilliant programming; Plot: Man Wrongs Woman. Hello? That's like crystal meth and crack rolled up in one to Lifetime Tv viewers.

That having been said, TheHollywoodReporter gives us an update on Gigi Levagnie Grazer:

"On the heels of the ratings and critical success of USA Network's adaptation of her best-seller 'The Starter Wife,' Gigi Levangie Grazer has teamed with Lifetime for a miniseries based on another popular novel of hers, 'Maneater.'

"Lifetime is developing 'Maneater' as a four-hour mini. The search is under way for a writer to pen the project, which has received a script commitment from the cable network.

"'Maneater' centers on Clarissa, a thirtysomething It Girl who, using her good looks and charm, beguiles and manipulates her way to the top echelons of Beverly Hills to land the hottest producer in town until she realizes that he's much less than she bargained for."

And it is not just Gigi -- and, what a hott name -- is being received on the small screen with boffo ratings and big love. Kyra Sedgwick is burning up the screen in "The Closer." Glenn Close is rocking the FX, in a complex role (Even though, to be sure, the sloppy script is convoluted to the point of Augggh!!)"Seasoned" women rule cable. Holly Hunter is getting her character acting thing on. And don't even get me started on how profoundly fuckable Mary Louise Parker is on Showtime's surprise hit "Weeds."

Seasoned women, who tend not to get the prime scripts after they turn 40 (Meryl Streep not included), are colonizing cable, making it their own. And it's all good as far as The Corsair is concerned. We have always contended that for whatever sociological-gender reasons, women are better actors than men (Liv Ullman and Meryl Streep and Cate Blanchett could outact Brando and Daniel Day Lewis and Pacino any day. Best Actress in a Drama is always the highlight of any awards show. Guys just don't bring as much intensity. Ask Ingmar Bergman and Ibsen -- with a Ouija board, to be sure -- who wrote for mostly for women (Also late Woody Allen and Fellini). Women just have more interesting inner lives.

Fer realsies.
Corsair Classic

The Passion of the Bruckheimer



Brucky gets Lucky! (image via dga.org)

The nutritional emptiness of "The Amazing Race" notwithstanding, Jerry Bruckheimer is, as the Italians say: Abbondanza! He's just the mostest: Outsized ambitions combined with a overloud, soul-killing soundtracks. Gigantic are his melancholies. No one commits acts of intellectual pollution with as much verve and dash as Our Man Brucky.

You do your thing, Brucky, you ... fo your thing ... (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)

It is not enough that "The Bruckheimer (tm)" has conquered Hollywood (Producer, Pirates of the Carribbean), mounting the left coast with nary a splash of lubricant or "ointment"(Averted Gaze). Jerry had to descend from the Heights of Olympus to make the television medium his sweet bitch as well (For further reference see CBS' CSI Franchise) From Variety:

"Jerry Bruckheimer is embarking on a new race for long-lost treasure, this time at CBS.
Eye has handed out a put pilot commitment to Bruckheimer, who is teaming with "Sleeper Cell" creators Cyrus Voris and Ethan Reiff on an one-hour adventure drama. Untitled project will revolve around a globetrotting team of freelance treasure hunters, led by an ex-Navy SEAL turned archaeologist.

"Potential skein encompasses genres Bruckheimer, the producer of both 'National Treasure' and 'The Amazing Race,' knows very well."

Get that booty, Jerry Bruckheimer!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Corsair Classic

Susan Lucci For Riunite

Media-Whore's D'Oevres



"If we concluded our analysis in 2007 and confined our judgment merely to Mr Rove’s immediate electoral record, we would have no choice but to judge him a spectacular success. There is no doubt that Mr Rove won elections. He has perhaps one of the most remarkable win-percentages in modern American politics. If only things were so neat and simple. The evidence is now pretty conclusive that Mr Rove may have lost more than just an election in 2006. He has lost an entire generation for the Republican party." (James Carville on FT)

"Rove’s departure coincides with a piece about him by Joshua Green in the September issue of The Atlantic—an account of how Rove’s arrogance and political brutality cost Bush most of his domestic agenda even when Congress was in Republican hands. The pillars of Rove’s permanent Republican majority collapsed one after another even as the White House kept winning elections. Though Iraq doesn’t seem to have interested Rove much, it paid a high price for his realignment strategy." (George Packer in NewYorker)



"It's all true: Kanye West has invited Peter Bjorn & John for a live collab at the Way Out West fest in Gothenburg, Sweden this August, and now we have word that PB&J say 'yay!'" (Stereogum)

"'Eight hours ago I was on the movie set in Barcelona of Woody Allen’s new film,' said Harvey Weinstein as he introduced the film at an appropriate location, Cinema 3 on Third Avenue and 60th Street. Scarlett Johansson, on location in Spain filming with Penelope Cruz for the tentatively titled flick Midnight in Barcelona, was unable to attend, but as Weinstein read off a who’s who of host committee bold faced-types he had rounded up, including Tory Burch, Stefani Greenfield, Shoshanna Gruss, and Valesca Guerrand-Hermès, he quipped, 'Before I met Georgina [Chapman] I would never have known any of those names.'" (Fashionweekdaily)



"Each week, indieWIRE receives the final weekend numbers for specialty releases in theaters. This is our top ten for the three day weekend so far, with most numbers already in. The top ten is subject to change before the final chart is published tomorrow and the weekly box office column is written. Weekend box office data provided by Rentrak as of Monday, 6:00 p.m. EST.
1. '2 Days In Paris' (IDP/Samuel Goldwyn Films) $173,641 wknd ($17,364 per scrn) 2. 'Rocket Science' (Picturehouse Films) $58,536 wknd ($9,756 per scrn)" (Indiewire)

Barack Obama, meanwhile, is on the air in Spanish in Nevada, touting himself as the son of a foreign father, a family man and a Christian. Nearly one in four Nevada voters is Hispanic." (Politico)

"This wasn’t an easy choice for #1, since there’s no telling if Cheney will once again commandeer our foreign policy (as he did with Iraq) before leaving office. But Rice, the ultimate yes-woman as national-security adviser, has become a much needed check on the Office of the Vice President. Like Colin Powell, her predecessor at State, she now recognizes the pomposity of 'with us or against us' and the value in talking to one’s enemies. But the difference between her and Powell is: The president trusts her." (GQ)
Howard Stern Stalks Limo Lou Dobbs



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"Like a dog in heat/
A freak without warning/
Got an appetite for love/
Caue. Me. So. Horny."

--2 Live Crew

Man-crushes just seem unnatural, but even more so when those "urges" are edified behind the shield of one's limo. The cryptoracist Dobbs playes the coltish Andy McDowell to Howard Stern's St. Elmo's Fire-ish Andrew McCarthy ("Dale: Kirby! How are you?; Kirby: I'm obsessed thank you very much. We found it oddly fascinating and simultaneously mega-creepy on a cosmic scale to hear Howard Stern -- a man's man by way of Long Island -- talk about staring at CNN's resident crypto-racist, Lou Dobbs from the plush interior of his limo, behind the tinted glass. The staring went on a bit too long; a bit too long (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). After about five minutes it kind of creeped us the fuck out.

Like: Why is Howard Stern eyeraping Lou Dobbs? From Marksfriggin:

"Howard changed subjects and said he had an appointment yesterday and he had about 15 minutes free with Beth in the car. He saw Lou Dobbs outside of the CNN building while he was waiting. He thought it was kind of cool to see him out there. He told Beth about him and noticed that he was smoking a cigarette which changed his opinion of him. He said that always happens when he sees someone like that smoking.

"Howard said Dobbs was talking to some guy and it seemed like he was waiting for people to recognize him. Artie said that's great that Howard was sitting there staring at him and he didn't even realize it ..."

*The Corsair shudders*

".. Howard said he watched Dobbs smoking cigarette after cigarette and smoking. He said within 15 minutes he went through 5 cigarettes in a row. He said that Dobbs and this other guy were talking and he figured that he was watching Dobbs killing himself. Beth said that they must not be able to smoke in the building like so many buildings in the city.

"Howard was shocked at how many cigarettes that he smoked in that short period of time. He said Dobbs seems to like when people stop to say hi to him. He was actually sticking his hand out to shake people's hands. They were fascinated sitting there watching the guy."

In the next act, Stern trespasses on the Lou Dobbs estate in Jersey with duct tape and chloroform claiming that the crypto-racist "wanted to be raped."
Media-Whore's D'Oevres



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"Rest in peace, Merv Griffin, quartre-sexual." (Observer)

"The Los Angeles Times points out that the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock is a potential treasure trove of dirt on Hillary -- it contains an estimated two million pages documents related to her time as First Lady. But the Library's 11 archivists are so backlogged they don't expect to release anything until long after the election." (Ben Smith on Politico)

"Let me give you some particularly traumatic examples from the dark recesses of my past. First off, I was chosen to be in the video for CYNDI LAUPER's 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun.' Unfortunately, it wasn't the original classic clip that helped define MTV—it was the '90s reggae-remix with an all-drag-queen cast! ... I showed up on the set in my idea of humorous drag, which involved a housedress, Payless pumps, drop earrings, and a ratty wig. Jerry apparently thought I looked like DORIS ROBERTS meets BRIAN DENNEHY, but that's exactly what I was going for! (The choreographer) had me change into a spangly blue minidress, with cream-colored nylons to cover my hairy knees. Much worse, Jerry didn't care for my dancing. But I never said I was a dancer. I never even said I was a writer! He had us doing vigorous calisthenic-type stuff around the old World's Fair grounds in Queens, and from the beginning, my moves were scaring the pigeons away. As Jerry kept sending me to the back of the line, I felt like the Rosa Parks of reggae-remix drag videos." (Musto)

"Coming off a victory Saturday in the Iowa straw poll, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney (R) picked up the endorsement of Rep. Vernon Ehlers (R-Mich.) Tuesday and increased his slim lead in congressional support among Republican White House hopefuls. Romney is edging away from Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), who now trails Romney 29-27, according to The Hill’s lawmaker endorsements list." (TheHill)

Monday, August 13, 2007

Corsair Classic

The Obama GQ Cover Story



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Ryan Lizza's 8,000 word Obama GQ coverstory (Thanks Ben Smith of Politico) arrives with this long, and telling, quote, which says so much -- figuratively and literally:

"Obama’s aides, too, often fret that his fame is diminishing him. They struggled for weeks before deciding to agree to let him grace the cover of this magazine. 'Frankly, I could do with fewer cover stories generally,' David Axelrod, Obama’s top strategist and adman told me during a recent visit to his Chicago office. 'He’s an incredibly magnetic and also photogenic person, and so he lands on the covers of a lot of magazines. And that had its utility at one point, but it can get overdone. This is a really profound guy in many ways, and you don’t want him trivialized.'

"The balancing act is not always easy. Just a few years ago, observing a major presidential candidate as he greeted supporters in one of the early primary states was a staple of campaign coverage. In the case of Obama, those days are over. He moves inside a cocoon of Secret Service agents, and his campaign rallies regularly attract thousands, making him seem as distant as a rock star at a stadium show. I’ve interviewed and traveled with Obama numerous times since early 2004, just after he won his improbable Senate-primary victory in Illinois, and I’ve experienced the same mix of conflicted reactions as voters like Kara Asmussen: genuine excitement about discovering a politician you actually admire, followed by skepticism and a realization that Obama, who earned his political education in Chicago’s tribal wards, is more of an old-fashioned pol than you think. Michael Kinsley once said of Bob Novak, 'Underneath the asshole is a nice guy, but underneath the nice guy is another asshole.' One way to describe Obama is that underneath the inspirational leader who wants to change politics—and upon whom desperate Democrats, Independents, and not a few Republicans are projecting their hopes—is an ambitious, prickly, and occasionally ruthless politician. But underneath that guy is another one, an Obama who’s keenly aware that presidential politics is about timing, and that at this extremely low moment in American political life, there is a need for someone—and he firmly believes that someone is him—to lift up the nation in a way no politician has in nearly half a century."

Is it just The Corsair or does it seem that perhaps Obama -- who has run thus far one of the most interesting insurgent campaigns against a frontrunner in a Democratic Primary since Robert Kennedy against LBJ (For further reference, see Obama's Hollywood cash-stash)-- might just setting the ground for a future run. Sure, there is the possibility that Hillary could stumble. And, yes, sure, there is the possibility that the oodles of campaign cash raised on the Left Coast might make a difference Damn that mischiefmaking "copper-top" Maureen Dowd). And, Yes, if Edwards wins Iowa and Nevada it erodes the inevitability of a Hillary campaign and opens South Carolina -- with it's large African-American Democratic primary electorate -- like a hot peanut, separating it from Clinton's kung-fu grip.

All of these variables are entirely possible.

And in a perfect world, where September 11th never happened, Obama might have won the nomination. But post-September 11th, in a dangerous world, The Corsair is not particularly sure the fickle American electorate, hugely Security-conscious will go with a young and untested -- in terms of International relations -- leader.

Time will tell.
Winehouse: "I'll Be Back To Work on Monday"



She aint going back to work on Monday. (image via newsoftheworld)

The appropriately named Amy "Winehouse" took enough pharmaceuticals recently to take out a Shetland pony.

Fer realsies.

We emitted a low, spiralling whistle when we read the inventory of her intake. It even out us, at the height of our MidTwenties, to shame. We experienced in reading her catalogue what The Medievalists call an "an agenbyt of inwit." Rehab. Blowcaine -- it's a hell of a drug. From Newsoftheworld:

"When told her legion of fans were worried about her, she looked stunned and said: 'Are they? God, I'm OK. Really. I will be back to work on Monday. I have to.'

"Amy's life was saved by Blake, 25—who rushed her to London's University College Hospital A&E at 1am on Wednesday morning. There Amy was given an adrenaline shot.

"The young star, whose string of hits include Rehab and You Know I'm No Good, had smoked heroin, snorted cocaine, taken ecstasy pills and horse tranquilliser ketamine—washed down with whisky and vodka—during the London pub crawl that led to her collapse."

We of course wish Amy the best of luck but retain our sense of humor at the Surreality of Life and the fragility of ambitions even at the moment of one's greatest triumph.
Media-Whore's D'Oevres



Call me? No, seriously: Call me, Iman? (image via nndb)

"Fashion icons Tyra Banks, Iman, Kimora Lee Simmons, and Alek Wek jointly grace the September 2007 cover of Ebony magazine ..."(Fashionweekdaily)

"He launched his violent attack just out of the range of our camera, but it turns out someone else was rolling when Brad Garrett unleashed a light-shattering uppercut on a TMZ camera in Malibu last night.In the footage shot by a photog further away from the action, you can clearly see the 6'8" 'Everybody Loves Raymond' star reach down and sucker-slap the camera in front of a crowd of paparazzi, knocking the equipment back into the photog's face. Keep your eye on the light attached to the top of the camera -- Brad knocks it clear out of the frame." (TMZ)


"A couple of weeks ago the New York Times in a big front page story dubbed this time we’re living in as the 'New Gilded Age.' If that’s so, then let me be the first to say that the 'New Gilded Age' ended abruptly last week when the international financial markets went ker-flooey. This turn of events came as a surprise to many, although the writing has been on the wall for some time. " (NYSD)

"The Hamptons’ favorite rum loving rock star showed up to do a song with James Taylor at his headline concert at the Ross School on Saturday. Jimmy Buffett came out onstage for a surprise encore at the end of the concert. James and Jimmy sang the song 'Mexico' to the crowd, which included celeb guest Paul McCartney and The Olsen Twins." (BlogHamptons)

Saturday, August 11, 2007

The Best of The Corsair



On Why It Feels Wrong to Have a Crush on Rudy Huxtable.

African Dictator Chic.

Paris and Jenna/ Sitting in a Tree/ K-I-S-S/S-T-D.

Luke Wilson: 86ed at the Playboy Mansion

On Tara Subkoff's Detumescent Ass.

Fucking with Merlin Bronques (We love you, ImaginarySocialite).

Dear Lindsay Lohan: Please Wear Panties!

99 out of 100 Tyrants Prefer Governor Bill Richardson.

Check out Webnewser!
"Scott Baio: Jodie Foster and I used to make out"



Scott Baio wants everyone to know that he is not an Ass. Despite the fact that he rates the women whom he has bedded (Liza Minnelli gets a "7"). And he made out with Jodie Foster when they filmed Bugsy Malone. From EW:

EW: "I asked EW.com readers to come up with non-Chachi questions for you. A man named Andrew is clamoring for a Bugsy Malone sequel. What do you remember about making that film?

Baio: "The English kids were so afraid of me, because I was from Brooklyn and they thought all Brooklyn kids were murderers.... Jodie Foster and I used to make out in the hallway of the Holiday Inn in Slough, where we stayed.

EW: "So obviously that was pre-Erin Moran [Baio's Happy Days costar and the woman to whom he lost his virginity].

Baio: "Pre-everything. I was 14.

EW: "Was Jodie Foster your first kiss?

Baio: "No. I was makin' out with girls when I was 8. Come on."

(Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) Nice.
I Married Christina Applegate and All I Got Was The Buddha



From the AP (via WashPo):

"Christina Applegate is now unmarried ... with no children. The actress and her actor husband, Johnathon Schaech, have officially parted ways a year and a half after he filed for divorce.

"... Applegate's publicist, Ame Van Iden, and Schaech's publicist, Cindy Guagenti, both declined to comment Friday.

"The judgment awarded Schaech more than $1.5 million in bank accounts dating back to last February, a cement Buddha in Applegate's possession, and a 2001 Mercedes-Benz S500.

"Applegate, 35, was awarded two of the ex-couple's Los Angeles residences, a 2006 Lexus and more than $7.5 million in bank accounts dating back to late December 2006, according to court documents."

No, no, no honey: I refuse to take the newer car, the Alaska fisherman boytoy, and the $6 million. You keep that shit, baby. I want the Buddha and the old punk-ass Mercedes, cause I'm old school like that. I'm like a cat, I always land on my feet; I'm Johnathon Schaech, goddam it!
The State of Art



It hasn't been a good few weeks for the state of Art: first Ingmar Bergman loses his Chess match with Death, then Antionini's Blow Out, now Cincinetta (The Corsair sips an earthy Leroy Puligny-Montrachet 1978). From TheHollywoodReporter:

"A large fire that began late Thursday and lasted into the early hours of Friday consumed part of Rome's legendary Cinecitta studios, leaving about 32,000 square feet charred, including the lot where the HBO series 'Rome' was filmed.

"There were no injuries in the late-night blaze, which reportedly started in an equipment shed adjacent to the former 'Rome' set. Dozens of firefighters worked through the night to subdue the flames, which leapt as high as 125 feet, turning at least two buildings into charred rubble."

At least we still have Gore Vidal.
Corsair Classic

Proof positive that Woody Allen's comedy -- and life -- was thoroughly influenced by the Marx Brothers, contemporaries of the surrealists:

Petraeus: U.S. Will Be in Iraq "In Some Way For 9 or 10 Years"



Notwithstanding The New Republic's hatchet job, General Petraeus is widely considered a straight-talking and hugely competent man. And he is in a tough situation. There is no question that American troops have made some progress in places like the Anbar region. But considering that this war has already lasted longer than World War II, that progress may not be enough to forstall the erosion of American will to fight a war that, we cannot fail to note, was fought for the wrong reasons in the first place. Mwangaguhunga's Corollary: The Will of a Democracy to wage war begins to erode if the conflict extends beyond the length of the last successful war.

Add to the mix The President's patent inability to communicate the importance of the struggle -- unlike Churchill, whom he admires and emulates -- factors greatly in the unpopularity of the war. Also: The President's intransigence, his inability to compromise on his ideals(borrowed glory from his unorthodox interpretation of his intellectual Father-figure, Reagan), his sheer stubbornness also negate any existing political capital left with the American public.

The "Thumping" that echoed throughout the halls of power in 2006's Midterm elections was the public's disdain for the disgusting incompetence of Rumsfeld as well as for the corruptions of the Republican Congress. But the margins of the victory were slight, in fact, it was only after close calls in Montana and Virginia tipped towards the Democrats that the Majority was eked out (And, soonafter, like a bad operetta: a South Dakota Senator's tragic aneurysm thinned even that razor-thinnest of margins).

And so, here we are at the crossroads, or as the Armenians call it the "heropass." The Democratic Party has not the majority necessary to end the war, and yet it has to prove -- in short order -- through cheap theatrics and procedural votes, that they can at least distinguish themselves, if not deliver on their promises, from the Republicans, lest they too will face the wrath of angry voters. Out of this cynical environment comes the following announcement. From TheHill:

"Gen. David Petraeus told a congressional delegation visiting the Middle East that success in Iraq will require a U.S. military presence there for about a decade, Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) said Friday.

"The commander of U.S. troops in Iraq, who will deliver a highly anticipated progress report next month, said the U.S. 'will be in Iraq in some way for 9 or 10 years,' according to Schakowsky. The general also highlighted progress in Anbar province, where former Sunni insurgents have turned against Al Qaeda extremists in recent months.

"'It was pretty upbeat from his point of view,' Schakowsky said. 'He said he wanted to be frank and honest. But still we would have to be there for some time -- for a long time.' The lawmaker added that she believes that the American public would 'not tolerate' such a continued presence in Iraq."
Media -Whore's D'Oevres



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"US rap star Kayne West should be very bubbly at a secret gig in London next week. Organisers have promised the rapper, a big hit at the Concert for Diana, they will fill his dressing room with a dozen bottles of champagne." (3AMGirls)

"I’ve said it before to people who have a romanticized view of the artist and hold creation sacred: In the end, your art doesn’t save you. No matter what sublime works you fabricate (and Bergman gave us a menu of amazing movie masterpieces) they don’t shield you from the fateful knocking at the door that interrupted the knight and his friends at the end of 'The Seventh Seal.' And so, on a summer’s day in July, Bergman, the great cinematic poet of mortality, couldn’t prolong his own inevitable checkmate, and the finest filmmaker of my lifetime was gone." (Woody Allen; NYTimes)

"Shopping at Barneys is never a chore, particularly when it’s chock full of art from Polly Apfelbaum to Vik Muniz, both artists whose works, to no one’s surprise, sold halfway through the evening. Such was the scene Wednesday night in Chelsea when the retailer loaned its 18th Street Co-op store to host 'Unframed,' a cocktail reception and pre-sale of original signed works from 16 artists at relatively approachable prices benefiting ACRIA ...'I bought an edition of 12 Jeff Koons pieces three or four years ago at a similar ACRIA event,' said Francisco Costa, a co-chair for the evening. 'They’re in my apartment just as you walk in the door on the left-hand side' ... 'All the X-rated stuff is in the corner,' joked Simon Doonan of three slightly more sexually explicit pieces of ‘erectile genitalia,’ created by, appropriately enough, artist William Wood." (Fashionweekdaily)

"DEMOCRATIC insiders who aren't neutral in the presidential race do not take seriously the USA Today/Gallup poll of Democratic voters showing Sen. Hillary Clinton 23 percentage points ahead of Sen. Barack Obama. They contend national surveys are meaningless because outcomes of early-state contests are critical. State polls show a virtual three-way tie among Clinton, Obama and former Sen. John Edwards in Iowa's early caucuses. Clinton has only a narrow lead over Obama in New Hampshire's opening primary. Obama has moved slightly ahead in the latest survey for South Carolina, the next primary state." (Novack)

How Can You Tell The Difference Between Romney and the Swine? "More than 175 Romney family members -- it’s a big family -- have come to Iowa for a gathering Friday night and to help out at the Ames Straw Poll on Saturday and Romney is accompanied at the fair by his wife Ann, three of his five sons, and a slew of grandchildren. Romney puts on an apron that says: 'Mitt Romney. Not a blah cook. The Other White Meat. Don’t be blah.' ('Don’t be blah' is the official marketing slogan of the National Pork Board for reasons best known to it.) Romney stands behind the giant grill facing about 50 or so pork chops. 'Look at this!' he says with enthusiasm." (Politico)

"A secret wedding, a new baby and a child support battle on the horizon -- Spice Girl Melanie Brown has a lot to talk about.And the Brit also known as Scary Spice opened up about them all for the first time on Thursday night's Larry King Live ... She continued about her ex, 'I think he's been extremely disrespectful and I don't think anybody should be allowed to get away with saying what he said whilst I was pregnant...Even when the DNA test results were in there was still nothing further said, which I found baffling. After all this, and still nothing? It's unacceptable.'" (Usmagazine)

"Can Oprah get any richer? Can Paul Allen.? The Hollywood Reporter notes that if NBC Universal acquired Oxygen it would be a natural fit for NBC’s iVillage that has thus far been underutilized by GE’s entertainment unit. iVillage, like Oxygen, is regarded as ahead of its time. The original vision of Oxygen when it launched in 2000 was to be a multiplatform convergence of television and the web geared towards young women. After the dotcom bust, Oxygen evolved into a pure television play." (Webnewser)

Friday, August 10, 2007

Bill Clinton's Weekend



If Hillary OWNS The Hampton's -- as the conventional wisdom says -- then it is not entirely without the help of Bill Clinton. Did she and he have a deal for helping get the nomination for silence and support on The Monica? Who knows. She is at present however kicking everyone's asses in the debates, firing off her talking points at will and scoring off her less media-savvy opponents. And he is most certainly an asset. From DansHampton's:

"When he first came in, he looked a bit weary. He had just come from the home of Irene and Bernard Schwartzman and during the next few days, he would attend, with his wife, several parties at several more homes. The hope was that a weekend visit to the Hamptons would bring in a million dollars to help fund Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign. In the end, it did.

"Soon, however, he was out on a deck talking to a group that had swelled to about eighty people and he brightened. He talked about a wide range of things and he talked to everybody there for an hour and ten minutes, by my watch -- an astonishing amount of time, it seemed to me, considering our modest numbers -- but then, he is a talker."

(DansHamptons)

Thursday, August 09, 2007

God Bless James Brown

It's Anne Hathaway's World



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Far be it from us to question the rise of doe-eyed Anne Hathaway, who has aligned her ascent to parallel that of a Jane Austen heroine -- did you hear about "Masterpiece Theater"? -- whose social success that any young woman would be proud to root for. Anne Hathaway must have the best representation in the world because even when she is caught crying during her film opener -- which should be a magical night for any starlet -- she can turn the rain into raibows soon after with glowing reports of her and her boyfriend smooching on the steps of their possibly new $22 million Grammercy Park apartment )(3rd item). We are oddly fixated on this would-be Jane Austen's climb up the NY-LA-DC social ladder.

Rarely, we've noticed, does Hatahway make a career mistake. This may be because of her management, but her films are meticulously picked -- with the jewelers eye -- calculated to enhance her effect on the dreams of young women. She is building quite a career, we cannot fail to note. Anne Hathaway will grow as her fans grow. And so, we take notice. From Variety:

"Anne Hathaway will lead an ensemble cast in Jonathan Demme's 'Dancing With Shiva' for Sony Classics.

"Bill Irwin, Anna Deveare Smith and Debra Winger will star in the comedy based on a screenplay by Jenny Lumet, Sidney's daughter.

"Demme will direct and produce with producing partner Neda Armian and Marc Platt. He will tackle it after he finishes work on "He Comes in Peace," a docu about Jimmy Carter backed by Participant Prods.

"'Dancing With Shiva' is skedded to begin lensing in mid-September in Connecticut."
A Good Week For Hillary



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It's been a good week for Hillary. Richardson fumbled; Barakistan is still an issue (And isn't it astonishing how the run-up to the Democratic Primary is influencing world events, including US-China Trade relations and Pakistan's stability?!); and polls show her firmly entrenched at the front of the pack.

Now comes news she aced the gay rights forum debate. From Politico:

"You can tell from the applause, when she came in, and when she declared that 'I'm your girl,' that this is in some sense Hillary's crowd. She's close to the Human Rights Campaign leadership, and close to many of the wealthy, institutional gay donors in the crowd, which includes former Clinton appointees. And she always appealed to gay men, in New York at least, beyond the issues, simply because she's something like the political version of a diva."

And, apparently, Hillary OWNS the Hamptons.
Media-Whore's D'Oevres



"One of the highlights of my life out here in La La Land was getting the opportunity to meet (Gore Vidal). Several times. The last time I saw Mr. Vidal was at the premiere for Jarhead. I saw someone wheel him out of the men's room after the screening and I chased after him like a bobby-soxer going after Sinatra. "What did you think of the movie Mr. Vidal?" I asked breathlessly. He didn't really remember I'd met him before ( with his nephew Burr Stears, director of Igby Goes Down) but I didn't care. Just to stand near this legend (that no one else seemed to recognize) was worth having to suffer through the movie. 'I lived during World War II,' he said, then mumbled something I couldn't hear above the din emitting from the cluster-fuck of Prada-suited power-agents near the popcorn stand. "It's all a waste," I finally heard from the ageing historian. 'A terrible waste.'" (Papermag)

"Ms. Winfrey ... is definitely Obama’s girl, supporting the Illinois senator’s presidential bid in her typically big, multiplatform way. And now, the the “My Girl” interchange is campaign-famous. In what the Internet universe refers to as 'meatspace,' there’s the big Sept. 8 fund-raiser for Mr. Obama—to be held at her $64 million estate in Montecito, Calif. (Tara II, it’s called.) That’s going well: It was apparently so in demand among Democrats that tickets were restricted to the 250 members of Mr. Obama’s national finance committee. Each got seven of the coveted $2,300 tickets to sell to friends who want to give the primary-season limit to Mr. Obama—or who just want to get a look at the talk-show queen’s 23,000-square-foot Georgian style mansion, or stroll the 42 acres of ponds, orchards and rustic outbuildings. But the millions of dollars the event will raise for Mr. Obama is not the most interesting thing Ms. Winfrey has to offer his campaign. 'My money isn’t going to make any difference,' Ms. Winfrey told Larry King in May. 'My value to him, my support of him is probably worth more than any check that I could write.'" (Observer)

"Tamara Mellon has upped her ante for fall. The president and founder of Jimmy Choo has created the Jet Set Collection, the perfect complement to her client’s high-flying lifestyle. The Bari bag, designed in collaboration with creative director Sandra Choi, is a $28,000 limited-edition crocodile bag that comes complete with its own fur blanket." (Fashionweekdaily)

"In any given summer, the Hamptons are transformed into an A.T.M. for national politicians, particularly Democrats who are running for president. This year, the moneyed parts of Long Island have become a 24-hour bank machine for one campaign in particular. 'There’s no question about it,' said corporate P.R. man Morris Reid. 'Hillary Clinton owns the Hamptons.'" (Observer)
Media-Whore's D'Oevres

"This December, HBO in the U.S. will broadcast Sand and Sorrow, a documentary about the crisis in Darfur from Paul Freedman and narrated by George Clooney.'The tragic events taking place in Darfur unfortunately are a continuation of the lack of response from the international community in protecting millions of innocent lives from their own government,' Freedman said. 'Without humanitarian aid and political resolve from the U.S. and other countries, these displaced people from Darfur could suffer the same fate as those innocents from Eastern Europe, Cambodia and Rwanda.'" (Wordpress)

"(Howard Stern and Beth O)Just walked by me, holding hands, en route to the Southampton Movie Theater. They’re really cute - who woulda thought! In general, though, when are we going to get some new famous mugs around here? If I see one more Page Six sighting with Kelly Ripa or Cynthia Rowley (as gorgeous of a cover Hampton Style is) I might have to move to Malibu. In other celebrity news, Al Franken has cancelled his dinner party at Jay McInerney’s this upcoming weekend because of the bridge catastrophe, an excuse all Hampton-ites will understand. And, watch out for Victoria’s Secret models on the loose — there are events for our favorite scantily-clad all weekend long, starting with a 'Secret Garden' party at The Estate." (BlogHamptons)



"It may have taken more than a decade, but Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg and David Geffen's DreamWorks finally leads in market share and is weeks away from crossing the $1 billion mark at the domestic box office. DreamWorks and DreamWorks Animation can't officially claim the crown, however, since they are no longer a single entity. Paramount officially distributes both their pictures." (Variety)
Bear With me...


If you didn't already know, I am now writing for FishbowlNY and the experimental Webnewser, which is a bit overwhelming in this first week, so, while I get a handle on things, posting will be on a slower sched.

Thanks for sticking with The Corsair.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Media -Whore's D'Oevres

"Proenza Schouler has moved their show, traditionally held in the afternoon during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, to 8 p.m. on September 7 at The Armory (Marc Jacobs’s locale), which will be followed by an exclusive VIP party" (Fashionweekdaily)

"Four presidential candidates are lined up to visit Jon Stewart on 'The Daily Show' over the next three weeks as Comedy Central's satirical news review ramps up its "Indecision 2008" coverage. Sen. Joseph Biden, the Delaware Democrat, is first up this Wednesday. Biden appeared on 'The Daily Show' last winter on the day he announced his candidacy. Republican John McCain makes his 10th appearance on Aug. 16, followed by another Republican, former Wisconsin Gov. Tommy Thompson, on Aug. 20." (WashPo)

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...



"Kick in another c-note, freakshow, and I'll throw in this Hermaphrodite with a heart of gold, gratis" (image via thecobrasnake)



If he were a drug, he'd be motherfucking "Bro-caine."(image via thecobrasnake)



But that doesn't make him a bad person.(image via thecobrasnake)



"...And I made my first Boba Fett costume from scratch when I was 7!" (image via thecobrasnake)
Corsair Classic

Media-Whore's D'Oevres



"SEN. Chuck Hagel, the Senate's toughest Republican critic of President Bush's war policy, has not ruled out a campaign for the GOP presidential nomination and will use the August recess of Congress to make up his mind ... Hagel must decide what to do in 2008: to run for president, to run for Senate re-election or to get out of politics. The betting in the Senate Republican cloakroom is that he will retire ... The state's GOP leaders not long ago were sure that 80-year-old Republican Sen. John Warner would seek a sixth term in 2008, but now they think he probably will not. That would open the door for Democratic former Gov. Mark Warner (no relation) to enter the race. Any Republican would be an underdog against the Democratic Warner." (Novak)

"When asked at Wednesday afternoon's presentation at the Time Inc. Digital Showcase what was the most difficult property to integrate online, Time Inc. executive vice president John Squires answered, candidly, "Time was a challenge." Acknowledging that the mag was late to the digital political ballgame, Squires noted that the site had recently hired Mark Halperin to help with their 2008 Presidential campaign coverage." (Webnewser)

"Oscar de la Renta has had a change of heart for fall. The designer confirmed this afternoon to The Daily that he will be moving his show from the Bryant Park Tents to 583 Park Avenue at the corner of 63rd Street, where his recent resort show was staged. The venue, a former Christian Science Church, is now a fully operating event space. The date and time of the runway show—September 10 at 1 p.m.—remain unchanged." (Fashionweekdaily)

"Gangster rap creator Ice-T, perhaps known just as well today for his role on 'Law and Order: SVU,' says he still lays down rhyme because it's fun .. 'I feel like I can mature into a Samuel L. Jackson type of character. I could act, and people would say, 'Look, that cat has been cool his whole life.' And still watch me, no matter what I'm playing. ...If you put me out there with a garden hose and some kids like Ice Cube, then I'll totally be out of my element. I could do that,' he says. 'I'm a funny motherf****r.'" (CTV)

"Inside a brightly lit room, the walls adorned with memorials to 23 dead American soldiers, Lt. Col. Robert Balcavage stared at the three Sunni tribal leaders he wanted to recruit.Their fighters had battled U.S. troops. Balcavage suspected they might have attacked some of his own men. The trio accused another sheik of having links to the Sunni insurgent group al-Qaeda in Iraq. That sheik, four days earlier, had promised the U.S. military to fight al-Qaeda in Iraq and protect a strategic road. 'Who do you trust? Who do you not trust?' said Balcavage, commander of the 1st Battalion, 505th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 82nd Airborne Division, his voice dipping out of earshot. An hour later, he signed up some of America's newest allies." (WashPo)

"All the commentary on Ingmar Bergman's death has been appropriately mournful — except at the New York Post op-ed page, where they couldn't wait to dance on his grave. They ran a spectacularly philistine editorial that must be read to be believed. At first, I thought the writer was just using Bergman's corpse as a convenient foil to score political points against modernism in art — a cultural battle that the right lost 75 years ago, even if the Post won't acknowledge it." (Popwatch)
Where Have All The Trannies Gone, Part Deux



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We asked earlier in the week where had all the trannies gone. The cosmos supplies an answer. The Advocate, which has an interesting story titled "Brett Ratner Knows Gay Sex" fills the void -- so to speak, no pun intended (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). Ratner, deflecting criticism of homophobia in Rush Hour 3 revealed a tender side wholly undisturbed by a little unintended man-on-man amour. According to TheAdvocate (link via Defamer):

"Advocate: What about when (In Rush Hour 3) the girl takes off her wig and Chris Tucker becomes angry and accuses her of being a man?

"Ratner: No, no! That's from my personal experience. My first blow job was from a man, but I didn't know it was a man. That's where that comes from. It's based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people."

Suuuuure. (Averted Gaze) It's kind of like The Five Second Rule for consenting adults. A trannie mouth-blast isn't really a trannie mouth blast, if, like, you thought she was just a really buff chick transporting a provolone in "her" undergarments while patrolling the "Meatpacking" district. At 3 AM. And whatnot (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)

... This goes a long way in explaining the creepy-worshipful man-crush he has on Robert "Watersports" Evans. In the event of some inadvertent trannie beej on an errant Friday night, just dust oneself off, roll one's eyes and chalk it all up to experience.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Eew



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Doesn't this headline from MediaWeek strike you as hugely disturbing? "Stuff Magazine to Fold Into Maxim." Gross. Let's hope it's still firmly within the magazine wrapper, and other protective means are involved in that "process."
Who is Naomi Interviewing?



Pimp hard, Cindy. (image via boston)

While we generally try to avoid Cindy Adams and her goddam little poochies and her propensity for defending despots (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment), we couldn't help ourselves today. From the NYPost:

"NAOMI Campbell doing a piece for GQ Europe on someone she won't name but about whom she says, 'He can't be interviewed here.' So take a guess, Roman Polanski? Marc Rich? Osama Whatsisface?"

We'd guess the infamous Roman Polanski, who once ducked out of a karate fight with Taki by flying in a ringer named Bruce Lee.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Corsair Classic



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Scary Spice Sues Eddie Murphy For Patrenity



Clearly The Ivy is Scary Spice's chosen arena in her increasingly public war with Eddie Murphy. Yesterday the press conference, today the lunch with Eddie's ex (Ouch!). At some point Eddie Murphy is going to have to just face the babymamadrama, and stop blowing it off, which, in effect, creates this escalating PR war that cannot be good for Murphy's career. DNA tests covered by the tabloids is not strengthening Eddie Murphy's attempt to become the black Carey Grant. The way he's presently handling things -- from denying that the baby could be his, to now -- is bad. Norbit bad.From MTVUK:

"The Spice Girl gets scary so the Beverly Hills Cop actor recognises their daughter…

"Melanie Brown is taking Eddie Murphy to court to make him recognise, and pays money toward, their daughter Angel.

"In a statement, read with her lawyer next to her The Spice Girl said: 'I am here today for one reason- her name is Angel. Angel is my baby and Eddie's. She will always know that she was planned and wanted by the both of us.'

"Scary Spice continued her scathing criticism of the scoundrel: 'I am speaking out today because I recognize that there are millions of single mothers and their children who don't have a voice.'"
Corsair Classic

Media-Whore's D'Oevres



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"Donna D’Cruz, one of PAPER's most beauteous Beautiful People hosted 'The Mothers: Township Sessions' album release party last night at ABC Carpet and Home. All proceeds from album sales go towards malnourished children in Africa. Padma Lakshmi told PAPER that she has not been out partying since her recent divorce from Salman Rushdie, but had to show support for Donna and this worthy cause." (Papermag)

"Lord & Taylor will present Fashion Group International's Night of Stars Fashion Oracle Award for the next three years beginning with this year's event on Oct. 25. The honor has been renamed the Lord & Taylor Fashion Oracle Award and will be given to André Leon Talley, editor at large of Vogue." (WWD)

"The Hugo Boss rooftop high above the Starrett-Lehigh building, with its picturesque views of the city skyline and Hudson River, once again provided the backdrop for Wednesday night’s Interview-co-hosted screening of Joe Strummer: The Future is Unwritten, Julian Temple’s rockumentary on the legendary Clash front man ... 'You’re going to love the film,' Ingrid Sischy assured ...Other attendees included Moby, Genevieve Jones, Chiara Clemente, Leigh Lezark, Max Minghella, Laura Harring, and cast members from Rescue Me." (Fashionweekdaily)