Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Janice Dickinson Does Howard Stern Show

(image via timeinc)

The dark and creepy Wichita-vortex-sutra that is the creepy Janice Dickinson blew into Howard Stern's Sirius radio show, leaving everything slightly oilier for having been in her contact. So far as we know there were no "bionic" sound effects, despite the fact that Dickinson is almost entirely reconstructed out of polymers. Of course, she talked about her Hollywood conquests and her shitty-little-show, but oh so conveniently skirted the issue of what actual Nip/Tucks she's undertaken (Hint: there may be some "tucking" inside her pants. According to Marksfriggin:

"Howard said that Janice has had sex with over 1000 guys and he's surprised that she's so uptight about talking about it. She did talk a little bit about Mick Jagger and his small penis. She said she was surprised at how small it actually was.

"Howard asked Janice about hanging out with John Belushi. She said that she did coke with that guy. Artie said that it's so hot that she used to do that stuff. Janice said that there was a lot of blow back in the 70s.

"... Janice talked more about Belushi and how much she misses him. She said that a lot of the guys she used to hang out with are dead now. She talked about banging Jack Nicholson and Warren Beatty when they still had hair. They were her idols and she got to sleep with them. Janice said that Jack Nicholson told her not to tell anyone that she had 'star cum' inside of her after having sex. She said that's the way guys treated her."

Oh, it's on, it's on like Gray Poupon! (image via cankaya)

"... Janice told Howard that Sylvester Stallone hated Howard back in the day. She said that he would go nuts when he'd hear the show. He hated that she loved the show. She was living with him at the time and went into an impression of him. She said that he wanted to marry her but she didn't want that. She didn't want to sleep with other women with him. Janice said that he wanted her to put all kinds of toys into her and she wasn't into that stuff.

"Janice said that Sylvester had hair plugs and they would fall out on the floor of the shower. (image via ReviewJournal)

"...Ralph called ... a short time later and got Janice talking about Mick Jagger again. She was saying that Mick used to date both men and women. Howard didn't want to get anyone in trouble so he asked her to take Keith Richard's name out of that conversation."

WHEW!! Janice Dickinson has left the building ... Janice Dickinson has left the building.

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