Angelina Stonewalls Seacrest



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There are a thousand and one reasons to heart Angelina Jolie -- The pagan eyes that simultaneously radiate sexuality and compassion, the Internationalism, the pouty, perfect Blowjob lips that positively faire la moue -- but the best reason is that she seems to openly loathe Ryan Seacrest.

Ryan Seacrest, so entirely devoid of talent, is a particularly juicy bete noir of The Corsair's (The Corsair sharpens his rhetorical blades). Seacrest is all surface no "Edge," no Intensity, no ... Mwangaguhungesqueness, if you will (The Corsair absently a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape 1999). From the LAWeekly:

"Angelina Jolie appears to suppress her own vomit in royal fashion as she condescends to a Ryan Seacrest red-carpet chat."

We love you, Angelina. Seriously --sotto voce -- Call me?