Lord help us: Does that make The Corsair downmarket if he constantly links to the extremely downmarket NewsoftheWorld:
"Kate Moss put on a sexy dance show for pals on a luxury holiday then�for an en-core!�whipped off her bikini top."
"The supermodel was at the exclusive Chiva-Som spa retreat in Thailand with best pal Sadie Frost and a gang of friends including Sadie's lover Jackson Scott. "
And, best of all, she didn't bring her skanky ex-manwhore boyfriend.
"It was flamenco guitarist Jackson's rendition of the Gypsy Kings' classic Bamboleo that gave Kate, 31, the urge to strut her sexy stuff on the beach."
Bambolllleeeooo....
"Party animals Kate and Sadie checked in to the spa for a much-needed detox.
"After a week of pampering including massages, yoga and a diet of exotic fruit and vegetables, water and herbal teas, even the superslim Kate had apparently shed four pounds.
"... One guest said: 'Kate always looks fabulous, but she has a real glow now. All the healthy eating and pampering has done her the world of good.
"'She's even been working out on the cross-trainer in the gym and looks in great shape.
"And Sadie looked better than she has in a long time. She looked tanned and very happy."
Stop the presses! Sadie Frost?! As in "The Exquisite Melancholy of Sadie Frost (TM)"? Happy?
"But the girls couldn't quite ditch their wild ways.
"Both sneaked a cigarette on the balcony of their suites and on the beach, while Kate swapped her mineral water for the odd glass of red wine.
5 comments:
Oi! She should have kept her top on. That is one un-attractive set of mammary glands.
not the best pictures, but we still hope Our Kate will come around and ditch that rentboy Pete.
there is nothing wrong with pete dohery!!!!! he's amazing!!!
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