Tuesday, January 04, 2005

MadonnaEsther Marries Again!

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Everyone's favorite practitioner of "the disgusting voodoo" -- who may or may not have had some cosmetic surgery -- has renewed her vows with her manbitch, er, her husband, Guy Ritchie. Renewal of marriage vows says -- to the world media assembled -- that Guy Ritchie is her BabyDaddy, far more than merely a phase, like her South Beach Latina phase (The Corsair laconically yawns), her Black Basketball player phase, her Club Kid phase, her steroidal baseball player phase (Averted Gaze), her lesbian phase, and her British Aristocrat phase (The Corsair assumes the Zazen posture, contemplating Archimedian Spirals) , her Sex book and Vanilla Ice-Ice-Baby phase (The Corsair quietly spraypaints I-C-E on glass window), her various sloughed off pseudo-ethnic skins (The Corsair sips a mulled claret and draws back the bow, and lets fly a single precise arrow) quite frankly.

According to Hello!Magazine:

"Pop diva Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie celebrated the holiday season by renewing their wedding vows at a secret ceremony at their Ashcombe country estate in Wiltshire. The couple who marked their fourth anniversary on December 22, swapped rings and vows in a Kabbalah-based ceremony.

"'Madonna and Guy are closer now than ever before,' an insider was quoted as saying. 'They've been together a long time and felt the time was right to renew their wedding vows.' The Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels director reportedly gave the Material Girl a ring worth �100,000 pounds from Parisian jeweller Fred,"

Ladies and gentlemen, a special hand to Fred.

" ... while Madonna reciprocated with a ring that she had ordered more than six months ago. The couple decided to renew their vows after a stressful year in which Guy put his filmmaking career on hold in order to accompany the 46-year-old chanteuse on her 2004 return to the stage as she traversed the globe on a gruelling but successful international concert tour. Among those attending the celebration were actress Gwyneth Paltrow accompanied by husband rocker Chris Martin and their daughter Apple, who was entertained by Madonna's two children Lourdes and Rocco."

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