Monday, January 03, 2005

Anna Nicole Inheritance Looking Grim

And so, true believer, here we are, in the hour of the wolf (The Corsair sits in a complicated zazen posture), In the room the women come and go/Talking of Michaelangelo, and all that; newly svelte high school dropout and former fry cook at -- ahem -- Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken (Averted Gaze), Anna Nicole Smith will now have to take the case to U.S.'s Supreme Court -- a Scalia-Rehnquist Court, to be sure (then again, the pornish Clarence Thomas is on the High Court)-- if she still wants her big fat J Howard Marshall inheritance money, according to The Dish:

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"Busty Anna Nicole Smith's new year will start off on a sour note -- a U.S. Federal Court of Appeals has overturned a previous federal court decision to award her millions in her late husband J Howard Marshall's will.

"In 2002, a federal court in California awarded Smith over $88 million from the deceased oil tycoon's estate, but the cash has been held-up as Marshall's family fought the decision.
And now it looks as if Smith will only get a fraction of the cash she expected. Instead, a Texas court has ruled the cash will go to Marshall's son, according to showbiz news program 'Entertainment Tonight.'

" ... The model married 89-year-old Marshall in 1994. He died less than a year later."

Of, we can imagine, great, great joy. The Corsair is not advocating she get all $88 million, that would be patently unfair and humiliating to his children, his true family, who loved him, but did not give him mindblowing blowjobs -- at least we hope not; No, don't give her the full settlement, but give her a taste, you know he wanted her to have some ... and she worked for it, you know she did.

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