Friday, January 07, 2005

Anna Pornikova

Thank you Gawker, for the belated Chrsitams treat, and, ancillary to that, thank you Drunken Stepfather (eew), for allowing us to move past the "nip slip" era, and bound, fearlessly, boldly, into the realm of celebrity "furburgerage." Namely -- one: Anna Pornikova (The Corsair puts Etta James' "At Last" on the CD player) , er Kournikova -- who may or may not be Mrs. Enrique Englesias:

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Anna Kournicleavage notwithstanding, The Palm Beach Post recently ran a story about an intricate court battle between the tennis star and her family, as "drawn out" as the one she appears to be having with that little bitsy teeny weenie lemon yummy yum bikini; ah, to be young and livin la vida Kournikova!:

"First, her mom and dad, Alla and Sergei Kournikova, sued their daughter in Miami-Dade Circuit Court, asking for what they say is their share of a waterfront home on Lake Avenue in Miami. The lawsuit says they bought the home for $5 million in 2000. All three names - Anna, Alla and Sergei - are on the deed, property records show, but Anna has taken over the house, according to her parents' lawsuit, filed April 15.

"A week later, 23-year-old Anna countersued her parents over the seven-bedroom, seven-bath home. She paid the entire $5 million herself, the lawsuit says, and spent another $1 million in improvements. Anna wants her parents' names taken off the deed, her lawsuit says.

"Both lawsuits are proceeding. If Anna wins, at least mom won't be homeless. Sergei might take heed, though: His name is not on the deed."


2 comments:

(S)wine said...

...so, who cares if she has never won a WTA singles tour event, right?

Anonymous said...

But why show her pussy hair on an article page that talks about law suit? and byt he way she should have won something for image sake. Image is why we dream. She dreamt.