Friday, November 14, 2003

Johnny Cash Got June's Sister Pregnant

Just like the dark country music he sang, Johnny Cash lived the life. The National Enquirer is reporting that he and his sister in law had a baby. The article goes on to say that on her death bed, June's sister begged her forgiveness. This story sounds to The Corsair
like a country music hit in waiting about family trees that look like Christmas wreaths. Ah, America, the incestuous: thank you Jerry Springer.

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