Media-Whore D'Oevres



"What French legend looks so damned good because she supposedly has a gold mesh wire implanted in her face to keep it all trés tight? ... What rapper with children can never help cruising the cute guys, boring into them with his eyes in between boring us with his attitude? " (Musto)

This is post just so WRONG: "The baby boy of Bridget Moynahan has finally been named -- and Tom Brady probably won't be very happy with it. As reported in People magazine, Bridge named the lil' pigskin John Edward Thomas Moynahan -- offsides!" (TMZ

"George Clooney is quids in after betting Michelle Pfieffer in 1997 he wouldn't be married by now. The only sticking point is they can't agree what the stake was. George, 46, is holding out for a grand but Michelle says she bet $100. She insists: 'I'm right. I think age is catching up him. They say the first thing to go is memory.'" (3AM)

"While the war in Iraq and the future of the Justice Department are far more important to our nation, I think the GOP should consider that the latest blow — the embarrassment of Sen. Larry Craig — will have quite a lasting impact. (And is any questionable episode in a men’s room NOT an embarrassment?)" (TheHill)

"She's the ultimate Material Girl but even the Queen of Pop can't seem to buy a female nanny for her adopted baby. We can reveal a frustrated Madonna couldn't find a woman to look after one-year-old David Banda and has now followed in the footsteps of Britney Spears and has hired a 'manny' instead." (3AM)