Jade Jagger is Exhuberant



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Jade Jagger is an earthy, exhuberant woman brimming with nougaty yum. Just ask Pharrell (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). Jade may have inherited her "exhuberance" from her Poppa, who was a Rolling Stone on his off-hours of uniquely contributing to the startling increase in South American bastardy (Averted Gaze).

Of Mick Jagger, Janice Dickinson wrote in her autobiography/fuck-connaitre a la temps perdu, "No Lifeguard on Duty":"The man was indefatigable ... He was pure energy -- kind of spooky, to tell you the truth. I woke up the next morning feeling like I'd been through a war." That sounds like Pharrell on Jade, who, in her exhuberance, doesn't worry about things like money (And, considering what she is in line of inheriting, Why Should She?).

From the 3 AM Girls:

"Jade Jagger got carried away by the Kaiser Chiefs at Ibiza Rocks.

"She was leaping about so wildly that several 100 euro notes flew out of her handbag. Our spy tells us: 'It caused a scramble but she got most of them back.'"

"Leaping wildly." Curious question: Are energy levels inheritable? And, ancillary to that: Do rock stars have abnormal amounts of energy?