Kate Moss Has A Weird Night



Kate, Jame (left) and red, red wine. (image via thisisshowbiz)

Kate Moss, internationally famous as the model who wore "poom-poom" shorts to her blowcaine media beheading, had an odd evening at the Christmas launch of her pal Stella McCartney's Mayfair store in London. Moss showed up with her boyfriend Jamie Hince of The Kills at a party which included Stella, Sir Paul and his American girlfriend, Nancy Shevell. Let's take it from there. From Thisisshowbiz:

"Kate and Jamie were at the switching on of the Christmas lights at the Stella McCartney store in Mayfair. At 9.30pm, the gang made their way to Shoreditch House, where Sam Sparrow was performing at the Pepsi Maxcast evening with Sound Tribe Live.

"Kate, 34, was pretty well refreshed after several glasses of red wine and got into a bizarre argument with two gents as she waited for a lift home.

"Our spy said: 'She turned to a man who had just walked in and drunkenly said, You just grabbed my bum, you weirdo'."

Here's where things get odd (or odder). Her "bum" -- or, as Johnny Depp famously called it "a highwater booty" -- was not actually touched; witness:

"The guy, who had not been within reaching distance of Kate, looked shocked and didn't know what to say. At that point a second guy tried to calm things but Kate flew into a rage and shouted, I'm going to get you done for harassment'."

"Kate then weirdly told one of them: 'I'm going to get you felt up later tonight.' When you're an international model, you can clearly call on 'people' to feel others up at will.

"Stella (McCartney) walked past the fracas — but chose to ignore it and walked off, leaving Kate to argue. Maybe she had seen the fur after all.

"It was all downhill for Kate — when her phone ran out of batteries, the multi-millionairess offered several people 50p to let her use their phone."

What was in that red wine? More here.