Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Two Fox Foxes Looking For Pussy

Fellow porn stars and Fox television personalities Paris Hilton and Pam Amderson were on the lookout for a pussy for Paris -- and, we'll explain that in a bit -- painting the town a skankier shade of red ("blew" might have been the color we were stumbling after), according to Hello!Magazine:

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"It was a gals' day out when
Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson hit the town for a bit of Christmas shopping, turning heads as they made the rounds of stores in Malibu.

"Casually hip in a long blue skirt and pink beanie hat with matching gloves, Paris was laughing it up during the expedition with her friend Pamela, who opted for a grey mini and scarlet arm bands. The 23-year-old Hilton heiress was out on the prowl looking to add a kitten to her growing collection of pets, which already includes a ferret and two dogs. The blonde bombshells, who were loaded down with bags filled with Christmas cheer, were accompanied by Paris' boyfriend David Lachapelle and her younger sister Nicky. Both Paris and Pamela have plenty to be pleased with this holiday season. While the third season of Paris' hit reality show The Simple Life premieres in late January on Fox, the network has also just announced that Pam is returning to television next year in a new comedy about a woman who's trying to change her life and break her habit of falling for less-than-responsible men."

Wait a minute ... wasn't David Lachappelle supposed to be gay? Or was that bi?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. The premise for Pammy's show is such a stretch!!!-Amanda

Anonymous said...

Paris has ANOTHER new boyfriend? What, does she go through one a week or something? You'd think that people would be scared to get near here, what with the "Sex Degrees" thing and all... maybe she's working to make it "Three Degrees of Paris Hilton"...

I'm surprised that she wants a cat now... considering the fact that she lost her dog months back. Isn't one forgotten pet enough for Paris? Now she'll have another to help spread her skank around...

Snarks