Now your child can experience the warmth that we all felt at the tauntaun open belly rescue scene from "The Empire Strikes Back." Priceless. Outside it may be colder than a Jedi's eyes, but inside your Tauntaun Sleeping Bag it will be toastier than Your Own Private Mustafar. And if it can protect Luke Skywalker from the Hoth ice, well, then it can protect your most precious one from getting cold toes. From ThinkGeek:
"In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive... and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now ThinkGeek Labs has recreated the warm fur of a Tauntaun in a more convenient format. This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and LED Luke Skywalker Lightsaber zipper pull. Use the lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate to your wee-ones how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the Tauntaun belly!"
It will keep you warmer than a Hoth Ion Cannon. Also -- Remember what day this is?
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