Eye-rape: It's like she's having her way with our irises.(image via nypost)
Has Jennifer Aniston yet exhausted all the possible permutations of near-undress? If not we would caution her to cease displaying her saucy deliciousness. Once again Aniston ornaments the tabloids and the glossies with her recklessly sexy body. Those fiendish proportions -- lithe legs, taut tush, saucy rack -- are causing gentlemen to reconsider standing up at workdesks across the nation. It is naught else but eye-rape. And it is not the first time! To wit:
Take back the night! (image via bittenandbound)
Stop assaulting us, Ms. Aniston: Stop making us violate you with our eyes.
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