A friend, Paris, Tom. (image via thebosh)
Tom Sizemore, the perennial C-Lister who did had a sweaty tour of duty as Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss' punchy paramour (Eew), is dishing on his seedy hook-ups on the lower reaches of the show business food chain with Paris Hilton and Liz Hurley.
Apparently, the revelations are in a new book by the simian Sizemore, which is surprising as we didn't know Sizemore could actually read, much less write. It's a modern marvel what they can teach apes to do nowadays. Paris Hilton recently denied that the two have ever made the beast with two backs.
We don't know what's more embarrassing: Admitting to a fling with Paris in order to garner media coverage, or getting a public Averted Gaze from the airhead heiress. According to the extremely downmarket Newsoftheworld:
"HOLLYWOOD tough guy Tom Sizemore has revealed how he went to great lengths to bed porn queen Paris Hilton � but reckons she fell short of ex-love Liz Hurley.
"Tom�star of Saving Private Ryan, Heat and Black Hawk Down� was knocked for six by the insatiable heiress�s wild charms. But he�ll always yearn for a Hurley night.
�'Since losing my virginity to a hooker at 14 I�ve slept with almost 2,000 women,' confessed the 44- year-old movie bad boy. 'Paris and Liz topped them all � but I was in love with Liz so she just pips her.'"
It's hard out there for a pip.
(A little) More here.
1 comment:
Who are the sad, pathetic women that sleep with abominations such as this oaf (a small bell goes off in the back of the mind reminding me to add Vincent Gallo to the equation as well)?
Like the picture of a sweaty, bald Bruce Willis jiggling in a german gaybar with something seemingly creeping out of his armpit, this is something I prefer to not dwell upon. Women, just say "yeuch, no".
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