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Anderson Cooper's enthusiasm diminished significantly after it was explained to him that, NO, those were not Those kind of beads. (image via justjared)
Even Ellen Degeneres is wholly unable to resist the raw, disgusting, magnetic voodoo that is Steven Fucking Spielberg. (image via wireimage)
Byyeee! (Fake smile) Bye, hipster fuckheads. And don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord done split ya! (image via thecobrasnake)
Although Harvey Weinstein is technically out of the running for Best Picture at this year's Oscars, he is not, dear reader, entirely without alternative trophies. (image via wireimage)
By day, Betty Daniels is a socialite, engaging in philanthropy. At night-- she flows hard, all thugged-out with the Tree Top Piru Bloods. Fa real, dear reader: Fa Real. (image via NYSocialDiary)