Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...
"Shh! Don't Nobody tell Mariah that them poom-poom shorts she's barely wearing look ridiculous!" (image via wireimage)
The only problem with a Bijou Philips lapdance on top of you is that if she spontaneously decides to cut off your finger with a cigar-cutter. you're pretty much fucked. (image via thecobrasnake)
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's ... Zuckerman?! (image via nysocialdiary)
Semi-savage film director Brett Ratner flashes the CAA gang signal. (image via fashionweekdaily)