Saturday, March 18, 2006

Damon Dash, Jade Jagger and Viagra

20---Damon-Dash-and-tanzani

(image via tanzaniteone)

When Damon Dash is not thugging up preppy kids at the Dwight School, he's regaling the ladies with his lack of pharmaceutical intelligence. According to the awesome-tastic Ben Widdicombe's Gatecrasher:

"Damon Dash has some unusual game.

The Roc-A-Fella founder flirted with a table full of attractive young ladies - including Jade (daughter of Mick) Jagger - at the restaurant Indochine a week ago Friday by producing a bottle of Viagra and encouraging them to try it."

Silly Damon. First of all, Viagra is a male sexual enhancement. Secondly, if he had been reading The Corsair regularly he would know that Jade Jagger needs no form of sexual aid. Jade "wore out" Pharrell Williams, no doubt leaving his hotel room in a state of post-Apocalyptic discord in the process. (Exaggerated quote suggesting feigned detachment) Pharrell's quote, in February 2005 was, "'I'm a horndog, but Jade was hot to rock. And, man, could she rock. She wore me right out."

Alright? The piece continues:

"According to a witness, the mini-mogul retired inside his parked SUV between courses to smoke a cigarette that smelled like what gossip columns typically refer to as 'fragrant herbs.'"

Damon knows, apparently, his organic "product," but gets tripped up at chemistry.

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