Mr. Belvedere Sat on His Balls
"One of my favorite (Adam) Sandler stories was the one he told us about the time that Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls.
"Adam had a small part on the show Mr. Belvedere early in his career. On his first day, everyone was sitting at a huge table waiting to start the reading of that week's show. The old guy who played Mr. Belvedere hadn't shown up yet, so everyone was drinking coffee and talking until he arrived. Finally, Mr. Belvedere walked in ... in a sweatsuit and a matching monogrammed attache case. When the old guy took his seat he sang out 'Good morning everybody!' ... As he took a load off, he apparently sat on one of his own testicles. With his nut scrunched under his leg he screamed, 'Oooohhhhh!' and had to be carried out on a stretcher."
Jay Mohr, Grasping for Airtime
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