Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Did Cindy McCain Cheat On John McCain?



(image via nationalenquirer)

We're going to take a shower after posting this. According to the extremely downmarket National Enquirer Cindy McCain was seen kissing a special friend of sorts. Why is this relevant? If this picture is accurate -- we are talking National Enquirer here -- then it says something about the state of the standardbearer of the party of "Family Values." From The National Enquirer:

"'I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!'

"That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles "a washed-up '80s rock musician."

"Sources told The ENQUIRER investigative team the pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events acting very lovey-dovey

"The wealthy blonde heiress and her secret pal have been spotted together around her hometown of Phoenix, Arizona over the past several years, say sources.

"The amazing spy photos were snapped when Cindy and her companion attended the Tempe Music Festival says the person who took them. The photos are somewhat grainy, but the insider says they depict Senator John McCain's wife, who was greeted by pals at the event as 'Cindy.'

"'To my amazement, Cindy had her hand on his shoulder and was kissing him passionately on his lips,' the photog told THE ENQUIRER."


The Enquirer also, we cannot fail to note, exposed the John Edwards affair and -- if the rumors are true -- is holding onto DNA evidence in the form of a soiled diaper of the former President's alleged love child (classy, guys!). When you find a niche ...

More here.

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